My Bloody Valentine: A Summary

Jan 14, 2009 20:36

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In general: SO campy. SO gory. Jensen is SO pretty. SO cheesy. As Steve said last night before the movie rolled, the movie pretty much says "Fuck that" to any sort of nuance or subtlety. Guns pointing directly at the audience, blood and bone rushing toward the camera, pickaxes hurtling toward your face.

My Bloody Valentine, or How Many Ways Can I Kill People Using Only a Pickax and Sometimes a Shovel - A review, of sorts. Tons and tons of spoilers )

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fenwic January 15 2009, 04:18:49 UTC
EVERYTHING I SAID ON THE PHONE TIMES A THOUSAND OMG!!!

THAT IS NOT AT ALL SUSPICIOUS.

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eee1313 January 15 2009, 15:29:07 UTC
Oh, holy God. Thanks for reviewing this so I don't have to see it. Blech.

ETA: You know what this reminds me of? Did you ever seen Valentine with David Boreanaz and Denise Richards? It's totally like that, but in 3D. Did Jensen get a dramatic bloody nose at all during the movie?

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allpurposegirl January 16 2009, 03:45:54 UTC
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA this was awesome and most likely better than the damned movie.

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resmin January 25 2009, 05:56:51 UTC
Clueless about the movie, but really hoping that you're doing okay. Totally delayed reaction, but let me know if you need anything. I can throw the Cranky Monster on the phone to babble at you if you need some "medical" advice.

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nu_breed February 20 2009, 21:12:42 UTC
Best. MBV. Review. Ever.

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