Unlocked.

In general: SO campy. SO gory. Jensen is SO pretty. SO cheesy. As Steve said last night before the movie rolled, the movie pretty much says "Fuck that" to any sort of nuance or subtlety. Guns pointing directly at the audience, blood and bone rushing toward the camera, pickaxes hurtling toward your face.

( My Bloody Valentine, or How Many Ways Can I Kill People Using Only a Pickax and Sometimes a Shovel - A review, of sorts. Tons and tons of spoilers )