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 Nemesis Application  
Please refrain from submitting any personal information. I'd much rather find that out on my own.

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iron_in_velvet October 5 2011, 20:00:47 UTC
Main Alias: Irene Adler
Other Aliases: Oh, that's much more interesting to find out yourself.
Gender: Female
Age: Oh, now that's terribly impolite to ask.
Education: University. Several universities, in fact, often at the same time.
Special Skills/Talents: I consider myself to be one of the most talented conwomen of our era. I dabble in other fields, of course.
Experience with Weaponry: Swordfighting, mild poisons, small occasions, and one instance of arson. (They had it coming).
Motivation: We're two equal minds, Mister Holmes, and a game of tag would be so exhilarating.

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deducing_freak October 5 2011, 20:46:30 UTC
Thank you very much Miss Adler.
Your application has been received and is currently undergoing consideration at this time.

You mentioned being a conwoman which I find to be quite interesting really. Leads me to believe you are indeed a woman of refined taste.

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iron_in_velvet October 7 2011, 04:58:55 UTC
Oh, conning is much more interesting than mere vandalism, kidnapping, or drug trafficking. It has panache, style, and so much class. I'm quite pleased that you noticed~

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deducing_freak October 7 2011, 05:20:30 UTC
One may find it difficult to deny what is the truth my dear.

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allthecoolness October 6 2011, 01:35:15 UTC
Alias: Agent P

Gender: Male

Age: 3

Education: Classified

Skills: Expert in jujitsu, expert escape artist, licensed hovercraft operator, ability to disguise self in any situation.

Experience: Avoiding boobytraps on a daily basis, risking life and limb to protect the tri-state area from the Evil Dr. Doofensmirtz, a previous nemesis. Reference letter available from him upon request.

Motivation: Previous nemesis is on vacation.

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deducing_freak October 6 2011, 02:48:24 UTC
Thank you very much Agent P.
Your application has been received and is currently undergoing consideration at this time.

Couldn't help but to notice a typo in the age section, I doubt a three year old would be applying for this job or any job for that matter. Easy mistake, I'll over look it if you'd like to make corrections.
If you don't mind my asking, I was curious to who your previous nemesis was ?

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allthecoolness October 6 2011, 02:59:29 UTC
Age: 21 human years

Previous Nemesis: Dr. Hines Doofensmirtz. Megalomanical scientist bent on taking over the tri-state area. I have been a very effective nemesis for him as all of his schemes to date, 125 -inators, have been foiled by me.

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deducing_freak October 6 2011, 03:20:10 UTC
Human years? Well that's certainly interesting, you don't meet many people that wouldn't classify themselves as human. I suppose I could appreciate your standing on that.

Unfortunately I don't seem to be pulling up anything on this doctor you mentioned. He must be very good to keep himself so well hidden. But I will keep researching.

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azuladragon October 7 2011, 06:15:23 UTC
List any aliases you may have.
None.

If you do not have an alias, please put down what you'd like to be referred to as.
You're supposed to be the genius, Sherlock. Why don't you come up with something suitable?

Your Gender:
Female

Your Age:
8

Education:
Works differently in my world than yours. I am of higher education than most in my world. Contact for details.

List any special skills and/or abilities that you have.
Firebending (the ability to create flame from my hands and feet), four years gymnastics training, a fairly good liar.

Explain any experience with weapons/explosions/chemicals/combat/etc.
Trained in hand to hand martial arts and firebending. No weapons, chemicals or explosives training or experience.

Motivation isn't necessary but feel free to express your interest for this position.
I wish to prove my skills despite the hinderance of my age.

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deducing_freak October 8 2011, 04:31:04 UTC
Thank you very much.
Your application has been received and is currently undergoing consideration at this time.

I will not discriminate against age, though you should understand by hesitation in having a mere child as a nemesis. Though I suppose this could work better for you as more of a learning exercise.

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azuladragon October 8 2011, 14:01:33 UTC
I understand fully the hesitation about fighting someone as young as I am. However, due to my ability to create fire, and your inability to control any elements, I would like to suggest that it's more of a fair fight than it would seem at a glance. Please take this into consideration when making your selection.

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