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[decade_of_rot]

[The nameless zombie is currently by the fountains, pestering pedestrians in a very stoic manner. He is also, somehow, wearing a headset. Who knows where he got it.]

Sir, you look like an intelligent man. Therefore, you should already know you don't want to be without this. It repels curses. Maybe. But order now, there's only one probably-a-curse-

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[treadingdawn]

Sheepocalypse?

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[decade_of_rot]

So they call it, anyway.

Caspian... could I interest you in a vintage black coat? Ten years old, and hardly any moth damage.

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[treadingdawn]

.....What is it made from?

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[decade_of_rot]

...

Well probably It's a luxurious cotton-denim blend.

[manofgnee]

...Sirius, what the...

Sheepocalypse? Oh, that's a good one...

...Are...are you trying to sell your clothes? Really?

[decade_of_rot]

Just something I've heard. I think it's kind of catchy for a sale's pitch.

Not just clothes, Hanna. Anything you'd like. I've got some fine quality string in my pocket...

[manofgnee]

...Uh.

Ok, this I gotta hear. What's your sales pitch for this string?

[decade_of_rot]

[Okay Hanna give him a minute to improvise.]

Hate forgetting your friends' birthday? Missed that important meeting? In some hot water because you forgot to turn off the tap?

This high-quality string boosts memory capability. Simply tie it around your finger and never forget an important occasion again. It is also fine quality and very comfortable, not like itchy thatch string.

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[bufferprincess]

[there is a fox trotting by, until she notices it's you]

Hey, what do you have for a fox?

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[decade_of_rot]

Hm....

[He rummages through his pockets but comes up empty handed.]

... Orange would look great with your pelt. You may not be able to wear it, but this shirt would make a great... bed. It's polished cotton and extremely comfortable.

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[bufferprincess]

let me try it on my paws.