These are in no particular order.  See if you can figure them out.

1.  "It's a bridesmaid's dress.  Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree.  So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road.  Tinsel still clinging to it.  Like a sex crime victim.  Underwear inside out.  Bound with electrical tape."  " ( Read more... )

I am just posting this to see if it will work because when I was trying to sign up it kept not letting me and still keeps wanting to take me back to "Step 2" and erase all my information...and make me from Indiana apparently (as aooposed to Iowa).  Anyway, my good friend Ann then helped me bypass all of that crap and set this all up a different way ( Read more... )