Cornell? More likes Neils Bohr-nell

[deathtozombies]

As I've walked around campus lately I've been noticing a lot of something. Ugly people. Cornell has some seriously ugly people. Unfortunately, for the most of them the only repair is to lose like 100 pounds or undergo massive facial reconstruction, or in the worst cases, both. But for some, it really is a matter of changing a small few things to

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[i_am_jims_mind]

That, and the people who think that the time 11:11 is the coolest thing in the world.

[purelibel]

I can't afford new glasses. (they cost over 200 dollars or something crazy like that!)

I used to pop my collar (remember back in tennis, when Mr. Ginger told the photographer I didn't have to put it down for the team photo?), then everyone started doing it. WTF was up with that? Those ass hats ruined a perfect style I had going.

Remember that Pimp hat we got you for your birthday. Is that a sweet hat, or a funny hat?

[deathtozombies]

That's a special occasion hat. It would take a true pimp of great magnitude to pull that off.

[anonymous]

asshat

[anonymous]

I've been waiting for a post like this Obi-Wan

[purelibel]

HA! Maybe he should have titled it "These aren't the styles you're looking for"

[i_am_jims_mind]

http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Dec_previews/dec7th.htm

if you scroll down, you get the preview of marvel zombies

[purelibel]

This seems worse than the phoenix saga idea. I hate when things branch so much as to ruin continuity completely.

[i_am_jims_mind]

you mean how colosus is gay now, and peter parker is dating kity pride?

[purelibel]

I just don't see how you can turn them into zombies and then out of no where keep making other comics about them. I mean, if you're going to do the zombie thing this ought to be the end of a lot of characters. But it won't be. They'll say it is just a fake side tangent.