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[deathtopretzels]

guys, its 120 on a saturday night. why am i writing a paper? its not due until monday night at 11:59 p.m. ok, yeah, i have to write a 15 page paper tomorrow due monday at 330, but...still, why

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[baweinman]

You're fine. Breathe. Yeah, like, I'd like to get married, but shit is serious. I know you're family experience might have negatively tainted marriage, but that's better than you being dumb about it and rushing into it. You're totally fine.

[coldsaladotears]

Marriage has substantial tax benefits. And what could be more romantic than formally promising to love someone forever?

[deathtopretzels]

haha we did talk about the tax and insurance benefits. yeah, its romantic, but im more practical than that. i dont want to say that to someone unless im pretty damn confident that i really mean it. i need substantial evidence to back my claims. its scientific