Uh. Ain't sure what to tell ya, man. Been kinda, uh, out of it, I guess.

[pause]

... Heh. [/to himself kinda and YOU CAN TELL THERE IS A DUMB SILLY I'M-AN-IDIOT-AND-LIVIN'-IT-UP GRIN ALL OVER THIS ONE]

[snort]

Fuck it. Back in business, guys. So what'n motherfuck was that FUCKING HEADACHE that other day?? Thought m'goddamn head was comin' off. ( Read more... )

[click; Renji is talking quietly, almost to himself but not quite]

--Goddamn but're all humans this fuckin' dumb?? [a bit clearer] Toldja you got problems 'th where you're pickin' your friends, ya strawberry. [snort ( Read more... )

HOLD YER GODDAMN HORSES!!

HAS ANYBODY FUCKIN' SEEN MY ROOMMATE??!
Name's Keigo, skinny kid 'th flippy brown hair'n uh, don't think he wears anything special or nothin'. Overdoin' it on the freaking out 'bout now, prob'ly. Heh. Anyway, can't reach him, but f'you see him tell him to get the fuck inside right now an' contact somebody.

[OOC: SEE ( Read more... )

... Mother's Day, eh?? Don't think they had that'n Soul Society, so. Uh, good fer those who celebrated it'n their mothers, anyway, I guess?? Don't really 'member mine, heh. Guess I had one 'fore I got to Rukongai or somethin', but that was it. An' don't think none of us 'cept Rukia really found our folks or nothin'. ... Din't get the chance, them. ( Read more... )

[voice is quiet and businesslike, a soldier making a report]

Powers seem like they're good, so I went 'head an' headed down to the sewers. Zabimaru's tellin' me there ain't an enemy that ain't above us, so.

Seems like the entire city heard that. Don't seem like nobody knows who or what'n fuck it was, 'n nobody traced that shit, did they? Fuck, ( Read more... )

[a little fuzz before the link clears up, and then a long silence]

Uh. Jus' to clear it up, f'ya got a fucked up message from some jackass 'th two voices, weren't me. Chip's been out'n powers been quiet dead, actu'lly, layin' low, I don't fucking know, jeez, so I din't watch close 'nuff ( Read more... )

[static and then a great deal of noise over the transmission, along with bumping and a steady, hissing cackle; Renji's voice is barely audible far in the background]

OI, YA FUCKING MONKEYSNAKE!! YOU BETTER GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW F'YOU WANNA STAY'N ONE PIECE, YA HEAR ME!?? --OW! OW OW FUCK THIS, WHAT'N HELL IS THIS--?! ...LISTEN TO ME ( Read more... )

[sound of things getting knocked over as Renji is kind of in a hurry to get the post made, and it seems like he's in a pretty crowded ANONYMOUS SPACE] --SHIT! Shitshitshitow!! ... JUS' FOR THE RECORD, GUYS, RUKIA'S A STINKIN' FAT LIAR. But uh, Matsumoto-san'n Inoue, f'you could get her the fuck away from us give 'er a place to crash that'd be great ( Read more... )

[light snuffle, but he sounds a lot clearer than before] Cold's better. Guess I owe you guys one, 'n you too, Kusu. How's your supply a' meds coming?? Heard there were a lotta people getting sick all over, so they're prob'ly a bit low, huh?

An' I guess everybody who's needin' to knows already, but uh, Inoue's here.

( FILTERED TO ALL PERSONS FROM SOUL SOCIETY/KARAKURA !!EXCEPT GIN!! he's getting better at this LOL // STILL PRETTY HACKABLE THOUGH )

[sudden static and cutting into the middle of a monologue because Renji accidentally hit a button and isn't aware the device is on. mumbling in a low voice, just decipherable, very quietly to himself]

--rainin' still? Guess it's the rainy season already, huh? Rukia's gonna be pissed f'her flowerbed gets drowned, man. Gotta tell the guys to go'n ( Read more... )