None of you assholes even think about moving into my place. Try it and die.

((OOC: Of course, as per the rules, he is not (completely) serious and will grudgingly accept roommates who are polite about it.))

GOKU!

You answer me right the hell now!

Goku, I'm fine. I was taking shelter on the main street. Stay where you are, I'll get back when I can.

Fuck.

I think that guy we rescued is attacking.

I'm on my way now.

Are we under attack, or is there some other reason for that ungodly racket upstairs?

((OOC: In reference to this and this.))

Goku, are you responsible for these things?

I don't see the point, but I suppose they don't suck.

((OOC: Reference to this))

None of it is my concern.

Shit.

What crap.

I'm getting shitfaced.

My "priestly" advice is for everyone else to do the same.

Except Goku.

Fucking snow.

I have a question for you assholes.

Is it common for people who are supposed to be men showing up here as women, and vice versa?

So...what? They yank people out of here randomly? Anyone know where they're taken? Or at least have a theory that hasn't been pulled out of your ass?