Comments | deathaccountant: I felt that it had to be done.

runic_binary in deathaccountant

I felt that it had to be done.

Jan 12, 2008 00:48

Title: Boring
Pairing: Blueno/Rookmina, sort of (Do I even have to OC tag it?)
Rating: PG-13 for rage and swearing
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Summary: Fukurou, after weeks of investigation, had come to a conclusion. One that he must share with everyone. Loudly.

( In which Blueno and Rookmina refuse to cooperate, and Fukurou has had enough. )

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runic_binary January 12 2008, 06:59:18 UTC

Woot! :D

pikabot January 12 2008, 06:14:26 UTC

Their love is so boring, and that is why I love it.

runic_binary January 12 2008, 06:53:48 UTC

Boring has never been so much fun. :D

hinas_otaku January 12 2008, 20:09:11 UTC

Or so strangely cute XD I actually find their boring togetherness rather sweet, which worries me somewhat.

Poor Fukurou! Jyabura or Kalifa or someone needs to have an affair with an Admiral's wife or something to give him some proper scandal to talk about. It would be the kind thing to do.

runic_binary January 12 2008, 21:17:19 UTC

Maybe they'll draw straws to see who has to keep Fukurou sane. Jyabura will probably claim to be exempt because he did last time, and Kalifa won't do it on principle, and knowing Kaku's luck it'll probably be up to him, so he'll suck it up and go hit on some girl working in the canteen for awhile to see if that helps at all. He's good like that.

...now I'm imagining Kaku attempting contrived flirtations to keep his coworker occupied and out of trouble. He would probably be bad at it, and the girl would just be like "...um...look, sir, do you want lunch or not? Because we close up in ten minutes..." and he would just be like "...I'll, uh. I'll have a sandwich. I'm sorry; this was a bad idea. :/" And then he would take his sandwich and leave and tell Jyabura that he'd better not laugh unless he wants an earful of tuna salad on rye.

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maldoror_gw January 13 2008, 06:41:28 UTC

This whole Blueno/Rookmina thing has me laughing hysterically yet NOTHING HAPPENS WHATSOEVER. I don't understand it. I'm as confuzzled as poor Fukurou. Whose anger is highly amusing, I have to admit ^__^

Daaaaamn, I wish I could write some Blueno ficcage, but when I try to visualize him doing something, I come up blank.

runic_binary January 13 2008, 07:49:55 UTC

It's interesting that you can't write Blueno fic, because I think you're responsible for the only preexisting bit of fanon that Blueno has. XD

maldoror_gw January 13 2008, 08:02:13 UTC

Heh? Which bit is that? My mind is blank...

runic_binary January 13 2008, 08:28:04 UTC

Cats. He likes cats. "Of CP9, Kitties, and Very Bad Days", I believe it was from.