I felt that it had to be done.

[runic_binary]

Title: Boring
Pairing: Blueno/Rookmina, sort of (Do I even have to OC tag it?)
Rating: PG-13 for rage and swearing
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Summary: Fukurou, after weeks of investigation, had come to a conclusion. One that he must share with everyone. Loudly.

Comments

[pikabot]

Their love is so boring, and that is why I love it.

[runic_binary]

Boring has never been so much fun. :D

[hinas_otaku]

Or so strangely cute XD I actually find their boring togetherness rather sweet, which worries me somewhat.

Poor Fukurou! Jyabura or Kalifa or someone needs to have an affair with an Admiral's wife or something to give him some proper scandal to talk about. It would be the kind thing to do.

[runic_binary]

Maybe they'll draw straws to see who has to keep Fukurou sane. Jyabura will probably claim to be exempt because he did last time, and Kalifa won't do it on principle, and knowing Kaku's luck it'll probably be up to him, so he'll suck it up and go hit on some girl working in the canteen for awhile to see if that helps at all. He's good like that.

...now I'm imagining Kaku attempting contrived flirtations to keep his coworker occupied and out of trouble. He would probably be bad at it, and the girl would just be like "...um...look, sir, do you want lunch or not? Because we close up in ten minutes..." and he would just be like "...I'll, uh. I'll have a sandwich. I'm sorry; this was a bad idea. :/" And then he would take his sandwich and leave and tell Jyabura that he'd better not laugh unless he wants an earful of tuna salad on rye.

[hinas_otaku]

Awww Kaku trying to flirt! XD It would hilarious! Maybe even hilarious enough to cheer Fukurou up a bit.

[runic_binary]

Probably. :D

(Do you think he tried using cheesy pickup lines?)