i woke up
moved my leg
and got a huge fucking charlie horse
it really hurt
i almost screamed
then i limped away and blew my nose

jill.....why am i bald?

WHAT T HE FUCK ( Read more... )

for jill
due to her new favourite band
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2663038&Mytoken=20050517154845

night watch ( Read more... )

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did i ever tell you about the time i discovered a zombie hiding in a flower pot?well i discovered dirt embed in the remains of the shredded meat of the bodies, and you'd think that the dirt would be ordinary grave dirt ( Read more... )

yeah bored eat my survey ( Read more... )

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today i was going to write a note to a friend ( Read more... )