FanFiction: 20 Reasons I am the Seme [KaiXReita] - 5/20
Title: 20 Reasons I Am the Seme
Pairing: KaiXReita
Chapters: 5/20 - Theme: Fan girls
Rating: Varies, from PG to NC-17
Genre: Drabble/Short fics - combination of all genre I can use
Length: 700 words
Warnings: Yaoi love, uke Reita, I dunno what else….xD
Disclaimer: Hell yeah I own them; if you stupidly believe this page of lies. xP
Summary: Just drabbles/short fics about reasons Kai is the seme and not Reita. Yeah, I am a hard Kaita shipper, and Kai is always the seme. Deal with it.
Beta: None
Comments: Below, dear readers.
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“I hate you.”
Kai blinked stupidly at the sharp remark and stared back at Reita’s glare. Sometimes he did wondered if the submissive part Reita held in their relationship had caused the other man to somehow experiencing PMS every month. Honest to god! In the most random time in the month, Reita would come up to him and either said something odd or acting very, very out of character. Kai doubted it that he would be surprised if Reita indeed was having period during those times.
Okay…That was weird. Shut your trap before Reita heard this and killed Kai.
“I really, really hate you….”
Sure. Kai would take Reita’s words seriously if only the blonde didn’t show that pout.
That CHILDISH pout.
For fuck’s sake, Rei….You’re an adult grown man! Stop tempting me with that pout!!
Kai sighed patiently. “May I at least know the reason of this sudden hate?”
Reita sneered, his gaze flicked up and down Kai’s body. “Because of you.”
“Pardon me?” Of course Kai was even more confused at that statement.
This time, Reita refused to reply but kept sneering at Kai anyways.
Which this then made Kai to be officially and royally frustrated.
“What had I done wrong?!” The drummer was all but hissed in frustration and annoyance.
“Oh joy. Another idiots arguments….,” Ruki’s not amused comments made the couple simultaneously glared at him. Being awesome vocalist he was, Ruki dismissed the glare with an uninterested roll of his eyes. “Seriously, Kai. Are you that oblivious?”
“What did I do to deserve this hate?” Kai almost whined now. He was not used of getting hates you know? Not from Reita at least! Teasing and minor bullying, yes. BUT NEVER HATES.
Ruki sighed, wondering briefly why he even worked with these two idiots. “Go look at the mirror, Kai…”
“Huh?” Kai was more confused; if that was even possible.
Reita grimaced detestably, glaring at Kai with what the drummer could assume as hatred and a hint of jealousy.
“Look at the mirror, moron…,” Ruki practically hissed and wondered how many of brain cells actually working in Kai’s head right now.
“For what-?”
“Look and compare. Then tell me one good reason why Reita shouldn’t be jealous that the fan girls scream for you more than him,” Ruki stated matter-of-factly, looking even more not amused than he was a few minutes ago. “Ever since you expose your inner beast Kai, your fan girls number shot up and made you the top of the rank. Not that I care or jealous of that anyway~”
Kai was dumbfounded.
Reita grimaced wider, crossing his arms sulkily across his chest.
“That’s it??” The drummer shouted in disbelief.
His fan girls number was the one causing Reita’s sudden hate to him?
“That’s it,” Ruki confirmed monotonously.
Kai almost banged his head to the wall for that.
Moron…I’m dating a moron….
He shifted his gaze to Reita anyhow, eyebrow cocked in inquiring manner to the flustered bassist. “Seriously?”
“They practically drooled and having chronic nasal hemorrhage, Kai…,” Reita muttered defensively. “I hate it when too many people drooled over my property like they have the rights on yo-!!” He quickly clamped his mouth shut when he realized that he had talked way too much.
Ruki rolled his eyes impassively.
Kai was smirking all too dangerously at that little slip.
Reita is a moron. But an adorable one, so Kai could let this slide….
“Rei-chan~~Jealous here aren’t we?”
“I’m not jelaous!!”
“Suuureee you aren’t~”
“I AM NOT JEALOUS!!”
Ruki knew better to be very ignorant when the couple started their lovely teasing like this. Wordlessly, the vocalist plugged in his headphone, volume blasted to his satisfaction, eyes well hidden behind his book as he decided he could use a beauty nap while Kai deal with Reita.
Thus, the vocalist fell asleep peacefully, despite the defensive yells, playful teases and everything mature that follows after as he laid there on the couch, ignoring the couple he proclaimed as idiots.
Hey, ignorance is bliss and Ruki will NOT let himself get traumatized again.
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Reason five Kai is the seme; he is the sexy beast and we fan girls fancied him a lot…nuff said.
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A/n: Hahahahha…I’m trying readers. Trying hard to get my old inspiration back. So please, bear with me!
Pairing: KaiXReita
Chapters: 5/20 - Theme: Fan girls
Rating: Varies, from PG to NC-17
Genre: Drabble/Short fics - combination of all genre I can use
Length: 700 words
Warnings: Yaoi love, uke Reita, I dunno what else….xD
Disclaimer: Hell yeah I own them; if you stupidly believe this page of lies. xP
Summary: Just drabbles/short fics about reasons Kai is the seme and not Reita. Yeah, I am a hard Kaita shipper, and Kai is always the seme. Deal with it.
Beta: None
Comments: Below, dear readers.
(Previous) (Next)
--------------------------------------------------------------------
“I hate you.”
Kai blinked stupidly at the sharp remark and stared back at Reita’s glare. Sometimes he did wondered if the submissive part Reita held in their relationship had caused the other man to somehow experiencing PMS every month. Honest to god! In the most random time in the month, Reita would come up to him and either said something odd or acting very, very out of character. Kai doubted it that he would be surprised if Reita indeed was having period during those times.
Okay…That was weird. Shut your trap before Reita heard this and killed Kai.
“I really, really hate you….”
Sure. Kai would take Reita’s words seriously if only the blonde didn’t show that pout.
That CHILDISH pout.
For fuck’s sake, Rei….You’re an adult grown man! Stop tempting me with that pout!!
Kai sighed patiently. “May I at least know the reason of this sudden hate?”
Reita sneered, his gaze flicked up and down Kai’s body. “Because of you.”
“Pardon me?” Of course Kai was even more confused at that statement.
This time, Reita refused to reply but kept sneering at Kai anyways.
Which this then made Kai to be officially and royally frustrated.
“What had I done wrong?!” The drummer was all but hissed in frustration and annoyance.
“Oh joy. Another idiots arguments….,” Ruki’s not amused comments made the couple simultaneously glared at him. Being awesome vocalist he was, Ruki dismissed the glare with an uninterested roll of his eyes. “Seriously, Kai. Are you that oblivious?”
“What did I do to deserve this hate?” Kai almost whined now. He was not used of getting hates you know? Not from Reita at least! Teasing and minor bullying, yes. BUT NEVER HATES.
Ruki sighed, wondering briefly why he even worked with these two idiots. “Go look at the mirror, Kai…”
“Huh?” Kai was more confused; if that was even possible.
Reita grimaced detestably, glaring at Kai with what the drummer could assume as hatred and a hint of jealousy.
“Look at the mirror, moron…,” Ruki practically hissed and wondered how many of brain cells actually working in Kai’s head right now.
“For what-?”
“Look and compare. Then tell me one good reason why Reita shouldn’t be jealous that the fan girls scream for you more than him,” Ruki stated matter-of-factly, looking even more not amused than he was a few minutes ago. “Ever since you expose your inner beast Kai, your fan girls number shot up and made you the top of the rank. Not that I care or jealous of that anyway~”
Kai was dumbfounded.
Reita grimaced wider, crossing his arms sulkily across his chest.
“That’s it??” The drummer shouted in disbelief.
His fan girls number was the one causing Reita’s sudden hate to him?
“That’s it,” Ruki confirmed monotonously.
Kai almost banged his head to the wall for that.
Moron…I’m dating a moron….
He shifted his gaze to Reita anyhow, eyebrow cocked in inquiring manner to the flustered bassist. “Seriously?”
“They practically drooled and having chronic nasal hemorrhage, Kai…,” Reita muttered defensively. “I hate it when too many people drooled over my property like they have the rights on yo-!!” He quickly clamped his mouth shut when he realized that he had talked way too much.
Ruki rolled his eyes impassively.
Kai was smirking all too dangerously at that little slip.
Reita is a moron. But an adorable one, so Kai could let this slide….
“Rei-chan~~Jealous here aren’t we?”
“I’m not jelaous!!”
“Suuureee you aren’t~”
“I AM NOT JEALOUS!!”
Ruki knew better to be very ignorant when the couple started their lovely teasing like this. Wordlessly, the vocalist plugged in his headphone, volume blasted to his satisfaction, eyes well hidden behind his book as he decided he could use a beauty nap while Kai deal with Reita.
Thus, the vocalist fell asleep peacefully, despite the defensive yells, playful teases and everything mature that follows after as he laid there on the couch, ignoring the couple he proclaimed as idiots.
Hey, ignorance is bliss and Ruki will NOT let himself get traumatized again.
……………………………………
Reason five Kai is the seme; he is the sexy beast and we fan girls fancied him a lot…nuff said.
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A/n: Hahahahha…I’m trying readers. Trying hard to get my old inspiration back. So please, bear with me!