shh don't speak

i'm in mourning

happy birthday yesterday jackhead

stfu

i am out of jellybeans

EXCUSE ME

i was going to talk about how i'm a blushing groom but WHOA NELLY!!!

annabelle, james, bessie and i are going to do daft bodies. it is going to be the best version you've ever seen. just wait for it to assault your senses

we'll try to be gentle but there are no guarantees

HELLO WE'RE IN MONACO

that automatically makes us

a. cooler than you
b. warmer than you
c. happier than you
d. busier than you
e. harder
f. better
g. faster
h. stronger
i. rich

THE ANSWER IS I!!!!!!!!!!!!! jack gave me these options. and something about blowjobs bye

OH HOW BLASÉ

YEAH BITCHES WE'RE GOING TO MONACO!!!!!!!!!!