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[awkwaaardturtle]

There is a turtle on its back in the middle of the Nexus. It appears to be having a difficult time returning to its feet. Lying there on its back, it seems to be saying, help, please? with its eyes.

Go on, help it out. It seems so...awkward there.

(OOC: First attempt at a LOL here. People who interact with or try to help the awkward turtle will

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[hart_on_sleeve]

John's made a promise to be well behaved, which he figures extends to helping less fortunate animals, so he swaggers on over and reaches down to help right the turtle, giggling all the way.

[darkhomemakers]

((Seems the best way to oblige the concept))

"Hello, John." Raven just so happens to be practicing her Jack today, it seems. It can be a great way to blend in in the Nexus.

[hart_on_sleeve]

Unfortunately for John having tried to help the turtle he's immediately LOL'd!

"Jax!" He turns around so quickly he throws himself off balance and almost ends up on his arse. "I've been waiting for you to come and find me you son of a bitch! How are you? How's Eye Candy, you've been shaggin' him rotten, right?" He winks and giggles. "I know I would!"

He goes to give Jack a good old fashioned 'hello' snog, but manages to collide with him instead.

(OOC: Awkward John is very awkward!)

[awkwaaardturtle]

Meanwhile, the turtle, now the right way up, wanders off with a nod of thanks in John's general direction.

[hellisforkids]

"Aw...Don't worry little guy, I'll help." Alex picks the turtle up, and puts it back on its feet. "You know what? I hate turtles." Out of nowhere, he introduces an eagle, the natural predator of turtles.

sorry for delay, was ill

[awkwaaardturtle]

The turtle would have tried to thank Alex if he had not pulled out the eagle. Instead, it flees. Slowly, given it's the awkward turtle, but there's definitely the air of escape about it.

Re: sorry for delay, was ill

[hellisforkids]

"That's right! Run you...you...um...turtley thing!"

[awkwaaardturtle]

It does.