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[awkwaaardturtle]

There is a turtle on its back in the middle of the Nexus. It appears to be having a difficult time returning to its feet. Lying there on its back, it seems to be saying, help, please? with its eyes.

Go on, help it out. It seems so...awkward there.

(OOC: First attempt at a LOL here. People who interact with or try to help the awkward turtle will

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[hart_on_sleeve]

John's made a promise to be well behaved, which he figures extends to helping less fortunate animals, so he swaggers on over and reaches down to help right the turtle, giggling all the way.

[darkhomemakers]

((Seems the best way to oblige the concept))

"Hello, John." Raven just so happens to be practicing her Jack today, it seems. It can be a great way to blend in in the Nexus.

[hart_on_sleeve]

Unfortunately for John having tried to help the turtle he's immediately LOL'd!

"Jax!" He turns around so quickly he throws himself off balance and almost ends up on his arse. "I've been waiting for you to come and find me you son of a bitch! How are you? How's Eye Candy, you've been shaggin' him rotten, right?" He winks and giggles. "I know I would!"

He goes to give Jack a good old fashioned 'hello' snog, but manages to collide with him instead.

(OOC: Awkward John is very awkward!)

[awkwaaardturtle]

Meanwhile, the turtle, now the right way up, wanders off with a nod of thanks in John's general direction.

[hart_on_sleeve]

"Ooo! Look, Jax! Look! I helped a poor little turtle...I'm good now!" He takes hold of Jack's coat sleeve. "We can shag now, right?"

He goes to take Jack's other arm to turn him his way, but manages to trip on nothing.

He looks slightly annoyed, but still giggly. "I haven't been drinking, I swear! Well, that is...not enough to be falling over. It must be you, you knock me off my feet!"

Did he just say that?! He just said that!

[darkhomemakers]

((Ahem. Change of plans. You saw nothing!))

"Ahem." Jack!Raven says, dusting herself off. "John, it's Raven," she says quietly. "And I think you may be having one of those Little Moments this place seems to being so many people.

[hart_on_sleeve]

"Raven," John looks up at him, then pouts. "Awww, I thought it was Jax! I love -" he claps a hand to his mouth, but the awkwardness just keeps coming and not quietly either! "Love to...to...rile him up, you know...get him all flustered, a bit hard."

Oh dear, this won't end well.

"Little moments?! That some sort of code for the menstural cycle, 'cause we 51st century men are still men, know what I mean. Of course you do! You've seen me naked!"

(OOC: Of course not! ;O)

[darkhomemakers]

Raven raises an eyebrow. "John, why don't we go to my place for a little while?"

'And decrease the amount of time you spend embarrassing yourself here' is sort of implied. Raven doesn't care to attract much attention. "There's some things we need to talk about, really."

[hart_on_sleeve]

"Right of course!" John jumps to his feet, or at least that's the plan, it kind of goes wrong and it's a good thing his couch is close by because he has to grab onto it.

"What the fuck is this?!" He yells it loud enough for practically the whole Nexus to hear!

[darkhomemakers]

Raven, uninterested in dropping a look with people staring at her, is still Being Jack as she offers him a hand and does her best to get him out.

[defabrication]

[ Hello! Don't mean to be a bother, but you seem to be using an icon of mine. I made it for personal use only for this particular character and would rather that be the way it remains. :) If you need Jack Harkness icons in the future, try http://community.livejournal.com/dwicons/tag/jack+harkness -- most are free for use with credit to the original iconer. Thanks! ]

[darkhomemakers]

((I'm so sorry. (I would have addressed this at the time, but I don't get notifications (screwy account) and had stopped looking at the thread. Changing. Sorry.))