Dear Prussia: "Leave Jack Alone" doesn't translate into "Permission granted to create new crack crossovers" now kindly GET OUT OF THE MARY POPPINS SECTION... I am SO not writing this right now...

Please stop showing up at bedtime. I am already under the covers and I am not getting up. I understand that you have fantastic stories you want me to tell, however, your timing could be better. Also, if you could tell your friends to stop trying to wake me up, the kink squirrel and scene mouse are driving me bat shit insane screaming up a wall ( Read more... )

Dear bun,

I love you, but we HAVE GOT  to work on your persuasion skills. you can't just hop in and nibble on my shins while I'm trying to learn about electric circuits. Don't get me wrong, I love your idea. But I need that information for my future job, and I can't try to jot down your plot ideas AND my physics nots at the same time.

Please reign ( Read more... )

Dear Bun,

Just a point of clarification. Giving me reasons for Stuff That Has HappenedTM? Good thing.

Giving me said reasons when I'm in the middle of a crazy work day (heck, crazy work week) and cannot write anything down? Not good thing, especially since I'm left with the vague sensation of knowing I could wrap up the next damn chapter if you ( Read more... )

No, you may not take Johns out of Pitch Black and put in Toombs, just to see what happens. Even if it is a good excuse to watch the movies repeatedly (and maybe play Butcher Bay). The TF bunnies are shy, and you know how strong a personality Riddick has. Add in that the DBZ bunnies are twitching and may finally be coming out of hibernation...

It's ( Read more... )

Dear Prussian crossover bunny

When I have a 5000 word critical review due in 3 weeks is not a good time for wanting to produce a Transformers DOTM/Chronicles of Narnia/Sarah Jane Adventures fic, ok? If you want to create crack crossovers, why don't you manbunny up and tackle that HTTYD/Transformers one instead of poking the Toothless muse and then ( Read more... )

Dear Verumi!bunny,

NO, don't you dare do this to me. Don't you dare start multiplying on me! We had an agreement - you are not allowed to go back on that. I've already allowed you to force a side-story and a chapter in between chapters, you are not allowed to give me ideas for another side-story and an epilogue ( Read more... )

Dear RvB fuzzy plot monster ( Read more... )

To the bunny mob ( Read more... )

To the comm and all its members/fellow bunny victims ( Read more... )