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[deadpan_snarker]

If I see another needle that's not for counteragent, I will stick it in one of my Keeper's eyes. The first thing I do not need after dying and coming back to life is to be used as a human pincushion. And yes, Hobbes, all of my organs are still intact. No need to go hunt people down to find my spleen or anything

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[itsbritish]

I always am dying. But then I come back. Or maybe I just thought I died. Did you think you died?

[itsbritish]

Elusive shiny is better.

[deadpan_snarker]

Elusive shiny has all the fun of searching for it with it.

[itsbritish]

And escaping with it.

[deadpan_snarker]

Oh yeah, escaping with it is probably the best part.

[itsbritish]

Except when they shoot at you.

[deadpan_snarker]

I don't have to worry about that.

[itsbritish]

Why's that?

[deadpan_snarker]

I have a way to get into places without being seen.

[itsbritish]

Care to share?

[deadpan_snarker]

I can go invisible.

[itsbritish]

Huh?

[deadpan_snarker]

...Nevermind.

[itsbritish]