Erm... I'm not sure how I'm supposed to stop you exactly... pets are a big responsibility, I'm not cleaning up after it for you, blah, blah, blah.... And, erm, how awful would it be if my baby ate your baby. We'd have to be sworn enemies and do battle with office equipment. Though, I'm not sure how he'd even get over to yours. Maybe just the knowledge of a plump, fluffy rodent would be enough to motivate him to get the bus.
How dare your common little tabby eat my fictional chinchilla baby! Chinchilla's have CLASS, woman, maybe one such as yourself can't SEE that, but trust me I think your kitty best just step, if he thinks that's acceptable behavior.
Doesn't your kitty shag puppies though? If anything i think then he would take to Lucian (fictional chinchilla's name) quite nicely, they could very well become BOMAs.
He was shagged by A puppy. A girl puppy. I don't know how many times I walked in on her grinding away on top of him. And he rubbed his bottom in her face that one time (that I know of). He has unconventional views of gender, love and species :-S
But that doesn't seem to stop him bringing me half eaten shrews and mice. In some ways, he is very traditional :(
I'll be sure to keep him under constant vigilance and keep bus timetables away from him.
... hang on, wasn't I supposed to be stopping you?
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That cat is ridiculously cute. YUCK.
I still want my chinchilla. I don't know why. Please don't let me buy a chinchilla.
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He's my baby :3
Erm... I'm not sure how I'm supposed to stop you exactly... pets are a big responsibility, I'm not cleaning up after it for you, blah, blah, blah.... And, erm, how awful would it be if my baby ate your baby. We'd have to be sworn enemies and do battle with office equipment. Though, I'm not sure how he'd even get over to yours. Maybe just the knowledge of a plump, fluffy rodent would be enough to motivate him to get the bus.
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How dare your common little tabby eat my fictional chinchilla baby! Chinchilla's have CLASS, woman, maybe one such as yourself can't SEE that, but trust me I think your kitty best just step, if he thinks that's acceptable behavior.
Doesn't your kitty shag puppies though? If anything i think then he would take to Lucian (fictional chinchilla's name) quite nicely, they could very well become BOMAs.
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But that doesn't seem to stop him bringing me half eaten shrews and mice. In some ways, he is very traditional :(
I'll be sure to keep him under constant vigilance and keep bus timetables away from him.
... hang on, wasn't I supposed to be stopping you?
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So are those two small furry animals in the first picture. Do they have names?
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I call them Frida and Kahlo, because they meet in the middle :P
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An hey if you dont shave your legs least you know your safe from Kirk havin a crack at you..!
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I don't reckon he's serious anyway. He knows I want babies and that, I don't think Kirk is ready to settle down.
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...haha soz that reads well worse than it sounded in my head!!
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