that goddamn velociostrich ate the rest of my favorite yogurt ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD! A VELOCIOSTRICH!!!

NOOOOO!
IT'S EATING ALL THE TAPIOCA!!!!

I WAS SAVING THAT!!!!!!!

still up...
ugh

this day was slept away in pain ( Read more... )

give me a bar ( Read more... )

my mother told me ( Read more... )

TRISHA ELLEN KOSLOSKI

T

is for

Trendy

R

is for

Responsible

I

is for

Influential

S

is for

Successful

H

is for

Happy

A

is for

Astounding

is for

E

is for

Entertaining

L

is for

Lively

L

is for

Logical

E

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there is nothing like making screwing smowmen on the neighbors porch
it brings the house together

tomorrow
i will make some miserable snow men on their lawn

tis good to be alive, no?

too funny ( Read more... )