he's back for more!

[dead_dormouse]

that goddamn velociostrich ate the rest of my favorite yogurt!

seriously, guys, if you see it
punch it in the face for me

now i have to eat my next favorite flavor
if it eats the rest of those
i'm going to be having pooka for dinner

i have been fondling my webpage for days now
my fingers are sore
i am sexy for my webpage right now

and my chair is getting jealous

HOLY SHIT MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!