What is the past? Is it a future that has already been experienced, or is it a fiction conjured by the mind to fill in the spaces between memories?

Regardless, the past contains a previous apparel option unmentioned and forgotten, which still exists now, rather than merely having the potential to exist.

Wear the Seal. The Seal of Approval.

Cthulhu still lies dead but dreaming far below the waves.

Cthulhu did return to the surface briefly to construct a mighty new city, but it too was devoured by the ocean. With sufficient votes, this event could be immortalized on a t-shirt at Threadless. At least, as immortalized as anything can be in this finite, limited universe ( Read more... )

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. So if you like throwing stones, then move out of your glass house and into a nightmarish tomb carved from cyclopean towers of basalt as a black as the abyssal void between the stars.

In this world filled with evil and corruption, it can help to devote yourself to a cause you can truly believe in. Like evil, or corruption, for example.

When a relationship fails, take solace in knowing that there are other fish in the sea - mighty, Dagon-worshipping fish with which you can breed a powerful race of minions to do your unholy bidding.

Gaze upon a newborn child and what you see is the future...that is to say, the future will contain a great deal of screaming and crying.

It is a time of strange lights, eerie chanting, and mysterious boxes full of the unknown. You are right to feel terror and woe.

Clothes make the man, especially when that man is only formless protoplasm when the clothes aren't giving him the semblance of a human shape.

Of possible amusement to cultists:

http://hwango.deviantart.com/art/Rejection-Letter-100299800

From the briny depths o' sunken R'lyeh, Cthulhu bids ye 'n International Talk Like a Pirate Day of watery doom. Avast.