Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday ( Read more... )

chibi and i flew out with dad sat and got in late sat night to Washington. i will be here until the 28th where i will be coming back for stephs wedding....yes steph that means ill be there unless im delayed .....on another note how black tie is it gonna be?...cause i got a suit..but htis is like the only time ull see me in it ( Read more... )

THE SECRET

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.


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today my grandpa passed away.....
there wasnt any warning and i just saw him last week....
im going to go cry now

May the blessing of light be on you - light without and light within.
 May the blessed sunlight shine on you like a great peat fire,
so that stranger and friend may come and warm himself at it.
 And may ( Read more... )

The Hollow Men
T. S. Eliot

Mistah Kurtz-he dead.

A penny for the Old Guy

I

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats’ feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

Shape without form, shade ( Read more... )

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward will be to hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out ( Read more... )

in September of 2005, a social studies schoolteacher from Arkansas did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal, and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in; there were no desks. They ( Read more... )

so got a lil bored and found this funny one shot
Type your cut contents here.The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of font: B s : A A A Author: Finbar Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Harry P. - Reviews: 182 - Published: 04-04-05 - Updated: 04-04-05 - Completeid:2337373

Disclaimer: Not mine, all belongs to Her and the ( Read more... )

PHEAR THE HILBISH FOR I AM HOME!!!!!!!!!

Helpful hints to First years.

1) If you find a three headed dog, don’t try to pat it, feed it, or take it back to your dorm.

2) Yes, hearing voices that nobody else hears is bad, but you still should tell somebody.

3) If you find a troll wandering about the castle, don’t stick your wand up its nose unless it is already unconscious and you don't like ( Read more... )