Why David Weaver And I Can NEVER Marry

[dclawed2]

He can't get rid of spiders for me. He's scared of them, too. Like, I don't care if you kill them or just put them out the window... as long as they're gone. But my favourite ex could never do it. I've thought this out. This is how it would go down.

Me: -sitting on the bed, just staring at the wall- David! There's a spider! Get it out!
David: What?

Comments

[dav_ani]

That is exactly how it would have gone down. To the letter. However i'm not afraid of spiders anymore! The guitars are in the garage, I have to kill them just to play now!

[dclawed2]

Oh, snap. We can get married now! There's only the slight off-put of me never wanting to leave North America because I am NEVER leaving our forests and fall behind, and you being attached to Australia. Too bad for us. :o(