Celebrity Gossip

[nation_citizens]

PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER
...Amelia Zukov, familiar to most as the media darling "Sleeping Beauty," was caught on camera Tuesday afternoon assaulting a photographer in South Philadelphia...

DAILY PLANET...has learned that civil charges have already been filed in federal court against Ms. Zukov, seeking punitive damages in the amount of $10 million

Comments

[green_shield]

Phone message:

"Hi, Amelia. It's Tara. If you want to shoot things other then reporters, call me."

[amelia_z]

She's been lying around doing a whole lot of nothing. She lets the voicemail get the messages, and finally checks them when she rolls herself off the couch in the dark.

An eyebrow quirks at Tara's message. Why would she call me? She thinks of calling back with that question, but that would be rude. She calls back anyway; might as well quell the curiosity.

[green_shield]

"Strong."

[amelia_z]

"I didn't shoot anyone. Wrong sibling," she says in greeting. "You called?"

[l33t_winged_bat]

"Gee, Wall's being nicer about days off this round."

[mrs_dibny]

Ah, young love! This tempest in a teacup is one she practically invented and it too, will pass.

[redhood_robin]

Jason texted Amelia after reading the tabloids. :You're doing it wrong.:

[amelia_z]

*deet deet* Amelia picks up her Razzberry and brings up the new message. She chuckles to herself and types back.

:You seem to think I do it just fine.:
:There's a right way to thrash tabloid jockies?:

[redhood_robin]

:Generally when I'm done, they don't want to post my picture...or have the ability to.: Jason texted back.

[amelia_z]

She makes a face at the text.

:I wasn't trying to hurt him, just scare him.: