Celebrity Gossip

[nation_citizens]

PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER
...Amelia Zukov, familiar to most as the media darling "Sleeping Beauty," was caught on camera Tuesday afternoon assaulting a photographer in South Philadelphia...

DAILY PLANET...has learned that civil charges have already been filed in federal court against Ms. Zukov, seeking punitive damages in the amount of $10 million

Comments

[redhood_robin]

Jason texted Amelia after reading the tabloids. :You're doing it wrong.:

[amelia_z]

*deet deet* Amelia picks up her Razzberry and brings up the new message. She chuckles to herself and types back.

:You seem to think I do it just fine.:
:There's a right way to thrash tabloid jockies?:

[redhood_robin]

:Generally when I'm done, they don't want to post my picture...or have the ability to.: Jason texted back.

[amelia_z]

She makes a face at the text.

:I wasn't trying to hurt him, just scare him.:

[redhood_robin]

:He's a paparazzi. They don't scare unless you make it a really visceral scare.:

[amelia_z]

:I don't really need to piss more ppl off. He was shaken enough.: She's had some ideas on how to give someone a good, deep scare, but it isn't for the paparazzi guy.

:Doing anything right now?:

[redhood_robin]

:Taking Trouble to the vet.:

[amelia_z]

That gets an eyebrow raise. Foiled by a cat. Nasty little beasties.

:Did her royal highness catch a case of alley cat Tom?:

She snickers to herself. She can't help it. :Are you killing kittens?:

[redhood_robin]

:Nah, I fixed her last time she caught that. This time it's some kinda piss problem.:

[amelia_z]

Ugh. Cats are awful.

:Have fun.: