Hypertime: April First

[one_dc_nation]

The Monitors observe the various universes. One for each universe.

But then there's Hypertime. Hypertime, which weaves in and out of various other realities. Some of these shards of timelines are critical to the support of the crystalline fragile structure of some universes.

But there are many that are just plain silly.

Here are but a few.

Comments

[l33t_winged_bat]

"Open source? That's for like those weirdos who have to spell things with numbers so no one can read it. Make mine Microsoft!"

[damage_girl]

"He-- said-- he-- loved-- me-- and-- then-- he-- Katie said he-- gave a note to Tracy! With little hearts!"

"So I told my mom 'I don't need that crap!' and I been to the principal's office a billion times!"

"I don't know why they keep sending me here. I just appreciate art."

"I think I'm a vampire, Ms. Bertrand."

Corrine sighs. She hates to admit it to herself, but she hadn't been listening to what James whatever-his-name is was saying. Every other week this kid thinks something strange and dramatic is happening to him.

The first time he was in her office, he said he'd been abducted by aliens. The second time, he was deciding whether or not to go with a 'friend' of his on a trip to India. He didn't go because the next week he was sure he had atherosclerosis and only a few days to live. (She had to secretly give him credit for that one, she had to look it up.)

"You're not a vampire," she says with confidence.

"But Lynn Demy bit me two days ago, right on the neck! And now I feel funny at night

[trigon_jr]

Eddie is at Hot Topic, wearing emo style clothes and make up and listening to My Chemical Romance.

"Everything sucks."

[misschocolover]

Megan hovers at his side, her skin is white, her hair and all her clothes are black. She's shape-shifted herself some vampire fangs and a single tear is always running down her cheek.

"Yeah, no one understands us."

[greatest_zatara]

Zachary sighed, standing with them, fresh with his new eyeliner.

"I hate myself."

[deadliest_robin]

Tim loved girls. The curves, the scent, the hair... all of them. Girls in heels, in Crocs, in short skirts and coveralls. He especially loved girls in costume, and blessed his Titans team.

Starfire was alien hotness. Cassie could model for a Greek sculptor. Cissie could shoot him in the heart any day. Even Raven was hot when the cloak came off.

Cassie lived with Tim. Cassie was available. Maybe he, Cassie, and Kon ought to have a threesome.

[2_3wondergirl]

Cassie adjusted the glasses on her nose, and continued to type busily. Being the secretary of the Titans was sooo hard. It fair taxed her little tiny brain. Thank goodness she wasn't allowed in the field. She might get wrinkles with that kind of pressure.

[deadliest_robin]

Tim stalked up behind Cassie and covered her eyes with his hands.

"Guess."

[2_3wondergirl]

"Kon," Cassie smiled. "I didn't know you were coming!"

[make_contact]

Today, Joseph Wilson's life is very good. Of course, most things in his life have been good since he met his wife but this is particularly auspicious.

It's not every day you have a daughter.

He takes his time in holding her since her mother is still dozing. For the most part their little one is Rose's spitting image, although with Joey's green eyes. He's kind of proud about that, but mostly just sappy.

All in all he figures running away with Rose after only one afternoon of talking to her turned out better than he could have asked for, especially now.

Basically nothing could spoil this day. (Joey should know that these are famous last words, and yet...)

[kaliya_rose]

Rose is smiling in her sleep, and wakes up a little slowly - after all, even women with ultra-fast healing need epidurals - but her smile is even bigger when she sees her beautiful baby girl in the arms of her beloved husband.

"She's so perfect."

[make_contact]

Joe looks up at the sound of her voice and gets out of his chair, settling on the edge of the bed so Rose can see her closer.

He signs 'looks like you' and is still pretty much ignoring everything else in the room when their doctor strolls in with a heap of papers on a clipboard and a very confused and disconcerted look on her face.

"Mr. and Mrs. Wilson ah... I... have some questions about your daughter's bloodwork that's... her genealogy has GOT to be wrong!"

Well that took the happy out of THAT moment pretty fast.

Joe signs at Rose to translate for him.

'What's wrong with her?'

[kaliya_rose]

Rose accepted her beautiful little daughter with an expression of absolute bliss...

And then turned a rather pissed expression on the doctor that strolled into their room without so much as a 'by your leave.'

"What's wrong with her?" She demanded, both for herself and her mute husband. This had damned well better be important.