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[dbeckham_07]

Feeling distraught by the latest spat of unfounded and simply fabricated stories that have been slowly appearing in the European gutter press, he feels this is probably the only avenue to get his own personal views on things out in the open with out anyone coming back with a quick, but you signed the terrorists birthday card quip.I’m not sure, who

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[sexygaryoldman]

I understand where're you're coming from, mate, completely. I don't think the bombing in Madrid has captured the attention of the world as much as 9-11 - here in America, it makes the front pages and all, but it isn't what people are talking about - almost as if they had no feelings on the matter because it's in another goddam country. Being British, I think I feel more connected to the European community than most Americans - they tend to isolate themselves in their ivory towers - as long as they think it doesn't affect them or their lives

[sexygaryoldman]

I thought she was only 19..... *laughs*

Okay, okay, we'll back off, cross my heart... *puts hand behind back, fingers crossed, begins to whistle nonchalantly*

[dbeckham_07]

Oh that young? In that case I understand why she's so nervous a little more and you better had ...

Chuckles.

As I'm her appointed body guard.

[sexygaryoldman]

Back off, Beckham, or I'll .... I'lll *looks around room wildly* I'll clock you with something, as soon as I find it!

[dbeckham_07]

Laughing softly.

Psst Gary, I'm insured for millions ... sure you want a lay suit for damaging the property of Real Madrid and the England Football team?

[sexygaryoldman]

*backs down swiftly* Er... just kidding, mate *pats Beckham's shoulder nicely*

Down boy, down....

[dbeckham_07]

Grins all the more, breaking out into warm laughter.

I think I'm starting to realize just how you and Sean spend your days now?

[sexygaryoldman]

I'm at work, but he has nothing better to do, so I humour him.....

After all, you can only lay around in that champagne bath so long, you start to get rather pruny - I'd hate to end up looking like Prince Charles or old horseface! *bursts out laughing*

[dbeckham_07]

Sucks his lips into his mouth to stop himself from laughing.

You do realize Prince Charles has a journal here now? And that I recieved an OBE not so long ago?

[sexygaryoldman]

*face turns red* Oops! Just kidding, your highness, all in good fun! *looks nervously about for headsman*

Open mouth, insert foot, they say...

Congratulations of the OBE, mate!

Well, if that's the worst thing he hears here, I think he'll be doing okay! *laughs nervously*

*memo to self - lay off royal jokes*

[emma__caulfield]

David, it's really easy. Gary says he works, but I never see him do it. Sean, well we KNOW he doesn't work. *grin*

And Sasha, Helena, Renee, and I are the innocents who get dragged into this whole mess! *laugh*

Ok, even I admit that sounded fishy.