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[dbeckham_07]

Feeling distraught by the latest spat of unfounded and simply fabricated stories that have been slowly appearing in the European gutter press, he feels this is probably the only avenue to get his own personal views on things out in the open with out anyone coming back with a quick, but you signed the terrorists birthday card quip.I’m not sure, who

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[sexygaryoldman]

I understand where're you're coming from, mate, completely. I don't think the bombing in Madrid has captured the attention of the world as much as 9-11 - here in America, it makes the front pages and all, but it isn't what people are talking about - almost as if they had no feelings on the matter because it's in another goddam country. Being British, I think I feel more connected to the European community than most Americans - they tend to isolate themselves in their ivory towers - as long as they think it doesn't affect them or their lives.

As for the signature on the card? Don't sweat it, mate - you have no bloody control over the people who are your fans and who want a bit of memorabilia for their collections. You have no way of intuitively ferreting out evil when it's standing in front of you with a photo in its hand, asking you to put your John Hancock on it. (there - the Americans are rubbing off on me!)

Anyone who suggests otherwise is just plain daft, and not worth your attention. Turn against males because they might be terrorists? In this world, mate, they could bloody well be women as easily as men! What then, strip search the children too? Bloody hell!

pauses to calm down, as he realizes he is working himself up too much, sits down in front of computer, drinking coffee

I know that most people will read the first couple of sentences of your post and pass on it, but I'm glad you commented - I really respect you for it.

Later, mate!

Gary

[dbeckham_07]

Recieving emails on his voda phone he texts up a reply.

Thank you Gary,

I'm not really very good at expressing myself and if only one person reads it at least there's another person who simply doesn't believe what the press are attempting to turn me into.

[sexygaryoldman]

I think you do quite well at expressing yourself, mate, and you know that you count on my support - and Bean's as well! He may be a simple minded git, and often a wanker, but he has a good heart and he means well. *ducks out of reach* Here now, put down that cricket bat........ouch!

[dbeckham_07]

Finally after days of which it's seemed he's been unable to smile let alone laugh, a soft chuckle escapes his lips.

Not my line of attack normally, would you have preffered a baseball bat?

[sexygaryoldman]

No, I believe the cricket bat will do the job right enough - buy British, don't you think? Keep an Englishmen working!

[dbeckham_07]

Aren't the best cricket bats now made in Hong Kong?

Laughing a little.

As for Cricket I don't understand it at all may be English but at least Baseball has rules even I can follow.

[sexygaryoldman]

Cricket is all Greek to me, mate, but the bats looks wicked heavy. Baseball I understand - give me football anytime!

[dbeckham_07]

I've had to play cricket a few times, you know those silly celebrity things? Cricket bats aren't that heavy ...

Chuckles.

but with warning if you and Sean do attempt to push Sascha in a closet as she seems to think they are heavy enough to fend you both off.

[sexygaryoldman]

As if we would do such a thing, mate! We only intend to guard her against predators, make sure she meets the right kind of men! I don't know where this closet idea comes from! I am totally shocked, Beckham! *shakes head*

Bean, put that down, and get yours nose out of my crotch!

[dbeckham_07]

Bites on his bottom lip shaking his head slowly trying not to laugh.

I think my friend both you and Sean need medical help? I shall be coming to the party on Saturday, I've asked Rose to come with me. It should prove interesting.

[sexygaryoldman]

Life is short, my friend - we just make the most out of it that we can!

Rose, eh? *smiles softly* That should be very interesting! *tries to look innocent, not nosy at all* I didn't know you were dating her?

[dbeckham_07]

Neither did I? I believe we're attending as friends ....

Chuckling shaking his head slowly.

[sexygaryoldman]

*nods head understandingly* Oh, okay, well then you have no problem being friends with Sasha too, right? She IS a very lovely girl, very thoughtful..... *arches an eyebrow*

[dbeckham_07]

None at all, and lets add to your little list shall .. very young and very sweet? And worried about what you're up to? She seems to be rather frightened that you're intending to try and marry her off.

[sexygaryoldman]

Who.... me? *holds up hands in horror*

Marriage is not high on my list of great-things-to-do at the moment, mate - I'm advocating love and romance, myself! *grins*

[dbeckham_07]

Smiles a little laughing.

Then try to remember Sascha is 21 ...

laughing a little more

And you and Sean have her slightly worried.