I would like to issue a dire warning to all movie fans out there before I confine the rest of my ranting behind an LJ cut: Big Animal Movies™ are on the loose, masquerading as normal movies that you think you might want to see. It behooves us all, as moviegoers who demand quality entertainment, to visit our local IMDB to verify that there is no
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It occurs to me that the makers of the movie knew that it was so stupid that they had to fool people into seeing it. Which is pretty damned sad. Anyway, I'll be checking IMDB before seeing anything now lest it be a Big Animal Movie™ in disguise.
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(Ok, so this has to do with the other comment thread, but I asked my semi-friend, "Excuse me, have you heard about Feanor?" and he said, "You mean our glorious master?" Rofl!
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But, dang, girl! I was so sure this movie was going to be about the Tsavo Lions, and here it is about crocodiles and warlords. The Tsavo Lions would have been much more interesting.
(Actually, I think the Ngorongoro Lions are even more interesting than that, but that's probably my nerdliness showing again.)
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There is actually already a kinda-sorta Big Animal Movie™ about Tsavo lions called The Ghost and the Darkness. It's not all that bad, as far as Big Animal Movies™ go. But like I said, it was only kinda-sorta a BAM™.
As for bellowing reptiles, I can believe that. It's kind of along the lines of grunting, which I'm pretty sure that they do. But as for gale-force, spit-flecked roars...no siree.
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Tee hee hee. My work here is done.
But, seriously, the Ngorongoro lions are truly a fascinating thing to study.
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You know, that's exactly my problem. I would have had a whole lot more fun if I had accepted that the only virtue of both Troy and Alexander were men in skirts, instead of fiercely trying to take these movies seriously because OMG! There Petersen's and Stone's after all... (okay, no Big Animal Movie, but still...) ;-P
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But yeah, that was me trying to explain why--however entertaining it was--Kingdom of Heaven was not exactly a good movie. Despite having knights and stuff. ;)
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Yea, that's me. And if it's by a big-name director I want to enjoy it even more (I'm terribly prejudiced when it comes to directors... it's much harder for me to critisize someone like Ridley Scott than some no-name XY). Though I have to admit there was some stuff I liked about KoH; the gorgeous wiiiiiide, wide shots, Orlando Bloom with some muscle, smart!muslims... but there is just something, well... let's call it inconsistent about Scott's directing that I can't quite put my finger on... I've also realized this in A Good Year which I basically liked, though the plot felt a bit... er, 'scattered'.
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This is a great rant review and made me want to write up a review of The Last King of Scotland, which we saw on Monday (now let's see if I can find the time). Have you seen it? An African movie without Big Animals!
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No, I haven't seen The Last King of Scotland; I don't even think it's been in theatres yet over here, though I saw it nominated for a lot of Golden Globes. Please review it, if you have time! Or at least: Should we see it, if it comes around?
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According to IMDB it was in theatres in September, although I don't know how wide of a release it got. It's definitely worth seeing and I've done a bullet review in my journal.
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