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Mrs.DB found herself locked in a WestSide Story-esque knife duel - with Leonard Nimoy.

It's working! She is becoming of the body.

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Child has yell so loud it makes chemical changes in the rubber of his soother. Can't test because his yell breaks microphone.

inspirations:
- someone told me about a news article where daycare attendants in Russia were taping the soothers in baby's mouths so they wouldn't fall out and disturb everyone with their crying
- been writing up superhero

Watching airplanes fly overhead, as I got closer to home, realized it was the airshow. One Russian fighter did a nape-of-Earth pass over the river but couldn't pull out and crashed just a few hundred yards away. I kissed my wife (as I know I will) then ran towards danger ( Read more... )

A kitten-carrier, for trips in the car.


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Gilligan's Island has been put on the map, and is a great cruise liner destination. This has attracted entrepreneurs from around the world to exploit it. A small village of businesses has sprung up to sell to cruise vacationers.

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Sitting at a show watching Britney Spears do acrobatics.

Me: "Britney is awesome." Guy next to me: "Yeah. She's OK. Well, unless you hit a rib." Me:"Ha ha. Yeah, then your saw would go zzzzzzzzzzzzerk!" Guy next to me:  "Ha ha. Yeah." Me:"Ha ha. And then you'd have to be all 'Damn, gonna have to dig that one out by hand.'"
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This came to me last night as I was falling asleep, and I just had to see how it looked - so I PhotoChopped it.


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