Berkeley 2012!!!

Freshperson Conference 2012!!!

BEAST.

so i decided...

YALE 2012 WOOOOOO!!!!!

(i'm really excited.)

(in case you couldn't tell, due to my usual subtle and understated manner.)

final summary:

IN: Yale, Brown, Middlebury
WAITLISTED: Williams
REJECTED: Swarthmore

3 for 5...not bad for a year that broke every record in the book for all-time low acceptance rates...

next year's seniors: have fun with that.

so now i have to decide...if anyone has advice, it would be greatly appreciated

guess who got rejected from swarthmore?

...that would be me.

actually, all in all...i find this pretty amusing. (don't lie; you know you do too).

( survey...i must be really really really bored )

( If you read this, I am not impressed with your current amount of life )

okay, so i have mono

which is so totally not cool

and the doctor has put me on a diet of yogurt, gatorade, and steroids...

yeah, i WISH i were kidding

i got into yale!!!!!

awesome palindrome:

nate bit a tibetan.

that is all.

...yet so VERY hilarious.

Not for the weak of heart, but enjoy!

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