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dave_littler

The Newdog15 and Pipkin Proudly Present... A Mouth Full of Bees!

Feb 23, 2010 06:43

The wait is over, at least for those of you who were waiting for me to produce another volume of ribald hilarity! And moreover, that small and possibly nonexistent subset of whom that was waiting for me to do so in collaboration with my good friend pipkinWithout further ado, my friends, allow me to with great pride unleash upon you... A Mouth Full of ( Read more... )

comedy, writing, comic books, penis, newdog15, japanese

Comments 13

bpphantom February 23 2010, 15:07:11 UTC

That was aweful, yet awesome at the same time! XD

dave_littler February 23 2010, 16:37:48 UTC

Then we have succeeded in our two primary goals! Huzzah!

(On another note, how'd you even come across this? I posted it, like, ten minutes before you posted your comment, and I'm not even on your friends list! This is an ENIGMA.)

bpphantom February 23 2010, 18:01:20 UTC

oh, well you're really going to like this. There's a sight called fuzzysquid.com with a program that jacks in to LJ and post the last 50 photos uploaded and displays them while linked to their journal entries. It helps me waste a lot of time at work. ;)

dave_littler February 23 2010, 18:08:19 UTC

Magnificent.

Well, as long as you're here, and as long as you're in some measure fond of what we've produced, might I suggest you stick around and have a look around? I think you will find many, many offerings of a similar nature and quality.

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colsanders February 23 2010, 16:55:04 UTC

I found it harder to sit and read through this one just because of the southern twang accent of this re-write. I agreed with the guy when he said, "you're still fuckin' talkin'?" and skipped several pages... more corpse-fucking and maggot-eating dialogue. I was done.

dave_littler February 23 2010, 18:06:56 UTC

Well, I would hardly expect Colonel Sanders, of all people, to be keen on anything involving a southern drawl, so I can hardly say I blame you. Still, I think you must have been reading some other pornographic re-write for a minute or so with the maggot-eating bit.

A pornographic re-write I would very much like to read myself, I might add.

colsanders February 23 2010, 23:32:23 UTC

I just got to corpse-something-or-other then I stopped. I thought I read the word "maggot" somewhere and added it.

FUCKIN' BUNNIES.

sarieverna February 24 2010, 03:05:29 UTC

This was excellent. I quite enjoyed myself.

I think I'll check out this fuzzy squid site, too. Sounds like fun, but your squid should never be fuzzy. If it is, it's in need of replacement. You should contact your squid supplier and order a new one, and if your squid have been arriving fuzzy, complain. Unless this is your squid: http://epicwinftw.com/2010/02/10/epic-win-photos-cthulu-wears-glasses/

archmagekyros February 26 2010, 06:26:28 UTC

page 11 was king. "look who's super-stiff for my incoherent, mindless drivel!"

and FUNBAG NOISE

dave_littler February 26 2010, 06:49:42 UTC

Yeah, that one makes me laugh every time, too.

And as usual, I always have fun with the sound effects. Indeed, I think I got a little more out of control with the sfx by the end of this one than usual.

archmagekyros February 26 2010, 08:53:36 UTC

agreed, but out of control is not necessarily a bad thing.