Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

[dave_littler]

More solid gold from The Onion

Comments

[anonymous]

Win!
I want one. Heck, I'll even take the squid submarine if it's still lying around. I wish real militaries were this amusing/inventive.

Seriously, though, I'd kill for that dragon tank. And probably with it, too, but that's neither here nor there.

-Sari Everna

[anonymous]

This one was good; the other Onion casts you showcased were not.

[dave_littler]

Well, perhaps it's just a matter of taste.