Smallville in a nutshell
This is for estrella30.
Here in, I give you an introduction to Smallville with simple pictorial examples. This is for those of you who have never seen the show, or for those of you that haven't watched it in a while and need a refresher. Mostly it's to make you laugh either way. This post is image heavy, so you are forewarned. Screencaps from Smallville News.
This is Clark he's a super dork. I mean that literally. Clark has superpowers. You see, he crash landed from another planet and got adopted by two people on the side of the road.
Ma Kent: He's just a boy! Can we keep him? Pa Kent: But he's naked, honey. Put that down! You don't know where it came from!
The Kents own a farm. There are cows. It's all very exciting...only not so much.
Pa Kent is a farmer. He likes to hang out in barns. He also obsesses over his past career as a high school football player.
Ma Kent is a homemaker. She bakes and looks earnest a lot.
Not to think that Clark is alone in his dorkdom. No, he actually has some friends. (And an assload of enemies, but that comes later.)
This is Chloe. You want to be her. She wants to be a reporter, mostly because it allows her to stick her nose into everyone else's business.
This is Clark's other friend Pete. He plays the only black guy in Kansas. I'm kidding! But you have to feel for Pete seeing as how the white superman is keeping him down.
For some reason they hang out with Clark. I have never understood why.
Moving on...
This is Lana. You will hate her. She is Clark's obsession girl. She represents his wish to be normal and accepted despite his strange feelings for boys superpowers.
This is Whitney, her boyfriend. He and Clark don't get along. Mostly because of sexual tension and repression.
This is Lex Luthor. He's hot, and he knows it.
He's also a bit of a player. But then again...
Like father, like son.
ANYWAY... This is how Clark and Lex meet:
Not the best first impression...
This is Clark saving Lex's life.
This is Clark leaning down for a kiss.
This is Lex thinking that his prince has finally come.
AHEM. Not to be outdone, Lex also saves Clark later on. You see Whitney likes a little bondage on the side.
Not that Clark seems to mind.
Neither does Lex, his "rescuer."
Anyway, Clark and Lex become "friends." We all smile.
That's pretty much the show right there. I mean sure...
There are freaks every week that Clark has to stop.
There are plenty of explosions...
And some kryptonite and sneaky subplots.
But mostly, Smallville is a show where most of the guys are...
really
REALLY
gay.
Here in, I give you an introduction to Smallville with simple pictorial examples. This is for those of you who have never seen the show, or for those of you that haven't watched it in a while and need a refresher. Mostly it's to make you laugh either way. This post is image heavy, so you are forewarned. Screencaps from Smallville News.
This is Clark he's a super dork. I mean that literally. Clark has superpowers. You see, he crash landed from another planet and got adopted by two people on the side of the road.
Ma Kent: He's just a boy! Can we keep him? Pa Kent: But he's naked, honey. Put that down! You don't know where it came from!
The Kents own a farm. There are cows. It's all very exciting...only not so much.
Pa Kent is a farmer. He likes to hang out in barns. He also obsesses over his past career as a high school football player.
Ma Kent is a homemaker. She bakes and looks earnest a lot.
Not to think that Clark is alone in his dorkdom. No, he actually has some friends. (And an assload of enemies, but that comes later.)
This is Chloe. You want to be her. She wants to be a reporter, mostly because it allows her to stick her nose into everyone else's business.
This is Clark's other friend Pete. He plays the only black guy in Kansas. I'm kidding! But you have to feel for Pete seeing as how the white superman is keeping him down.
For some reason they hang out with Clark. I have never understood why.
Moving on...
This is Lana. You will hate her. She is Clark's obsession girl. She represents his wish to be normal and accepted despite his strange feelings for boys superpowers.
This is Whitney, her boyfriend. He and Clark don't get along. Mostly because of sexual tension and repression.
This is Lex Luthor. He's hot, and he knows it.
He's also a bit of a player. But then again...
Like father, like son.
ANYWAY... This is how Clark and Lex meet:
Not the best first impression...
This is Clark saving Lex's life.
This is Clark leaning down for a kiss.
This is Lex thinking that his prince has finally come.
AHEM. Not to be outdone, Lex also saves Clark later on. You see Whitney likes a little bondage on the side.
Not that Clark seems to mind.
Neither does Lex, his "rescuer."
Anyway, Clark and Lex become "friends." We all smile.
That's pretty much the show right there. I mean sure...
There are freaks every week that Clark has to stop.
There are plenty of explosions...
And some kryptonite and sneaky subplots.
But mostly, Smallville is a show where most of the guys are...
really
REALLY
gay.