Today, I was looking at the shops, and there was a really great carved mask. It was funny, and it could also be scary, and I thought it would be nice if I could sneak up on people. So I bought the mask, and it cost me... Well, most of what I had. But after I brought it back to my room, it broke. And when I took it back to the guy who sold it to me
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Making his way to the bakery, he politely addressed the man working there.]
Hello, sir. I would like a fresh loaf of bread, please.
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We have fresh rye, sourdough, and French immediately available. If you are looking for another, we can take orders and have it ready in about an hour.
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[Smiles and turns slightly at... nothing. It was like something or someone was supposed to be there.]
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Will that be all for you?
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He walks up to the Butcher's with an easy-going smile on his face, personable and friendly.]
Hello! I would like to buy some meat. I want... a big steak, biggest you've got. So big I have to carry it with two hands.
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Then again, at least he was better with them than his boss.
He rolled a shoulder, continuing to finish out the writing as he spoke.]
Yeah, that's what she said. What kinda cut d'you want?
(ooc; adklsj hope it's cool that I tagged in first. ;A; )
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No shirt, no service!
[He shakes his head, and his vision comes into view. Oh boy, it's Boss. Eyepatch lazily leans against the cash register to stay standing.]
Yo, T-Bone. Just so you know, the meat here isn't pre-cooked. And you got to pay for it.
[[ooc: No prob! Just a note, I'll probably be slow until tonight.]]
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[He walks towards the counter, as he'd probably get Eyepatch to help pull out the knife out. He looks around, clutching his bleeding hand. He looks rather calm, though.] Eyepatch, help me get this out of my hand.
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Boss runs into the Clinic with both hands holding his head.]
GAHH!!! MY HEAD! IT FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING TO EXPL- GAAAHHHH!!
[He runs around the front lobby aimlessly, a severe wince on his face. In his running he knocks a bench or two over to the ground.]
MAKE IT STOP GOD...!
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First I need ya t' tell me your name, 'kay?
[ it's such an easy method of distraction that usually worked pretty well, or at least long enough for rabbit to get a good look at the flailing patient. this one he doesn't actually recognize. ]
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Hello, I would like to buy some clothes.
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You don't say.
[She leans an elbow on the counter, resting her chin in her hand as she settles more comfortably in her chair.]
Feel free to look around. Let me know if you have any questions.
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I would like a large cake. With blue icing, and... 27 candles. And, they need to glow in the dark. And I need it now, because I'm on my way to a party, and they'll be needing it.
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[She keeps her voice calm and level, despite her utter disbelief.]
Uh huh. Then I suggest you try the bakery.
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He strolls in the bar and walks up to the counter.]
Good day to you, I would like to purchase a car.
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Good day to you as well, sir.
[His nose wrinkles.]
A ca--hmm. My apologies, sir. If that's a particular type of mixed drink, I don't know it.
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