Lucky Number 2

[datswhatshesaid]

Yo! I'm da prison boss! What did I do? I'm a robber, and... I steal stuff. Lots of stuff. And I kidnapped some people, and... Got lots of money for it. Cause that's what I do. And nobody never found out, neither

Comments

[iliekswords]

Wait, you kidnapped someone?

anddd here's his first character |D

[datswhatshesaid]

Yeah! And then I tied them up, and made them do some drugs. And then I did some drugs, and I kidnapped someone else. And then I made them steal some more stuff, cuz that's how we roll, dawg.

lol oh god.

[iliekswords]

Wait. I don't...I don't understand.

[datswhatshesaid]

You gotta understand, or else you'll get caught! They'll lock you up! And they won't give you no food, neither.

he loves boss more than words can convey

[unevoked]

Oh shit, fucking hardcore. Better watch out, man, cops'll be swarming your ass soon enough.

XD

[datswhatshesaid]

You gotta get them off my back, cause Boss ain't going into no jail.

[unevoked]

Cool, I'll let you hide out at my place. Come to Serenity at Wellspring.

[He will tag the fuck out of Boss right outside the door and claim it was his roommate.]

[datswhatshesaid]

I gotta hide my loot! I gotta get rid of it and sell it for big bucks. Then I gotta go do some drugs, then I'm gonna steal some more.

[reckless_rebel]

Do it, fight the man.

[datswhatshesaid]

I'm fighting the man! I'll beat up the man! And then I'll make him steal... lots of stuff.

[smokesordie]

I'll be sure to do that. Once I, y'know, get the hell out of here.

Okay, seriously, what the hell are you talking about?

[datswhatshesaid]

What am I talking about? I'm talking about living dangerously. I'm talking about when you've got sticky fingers and you can just steal things, just like that. And since we're all robbers, here, we need you to show us how it's done.

Yeah, he's taking this way out of context xD

[smokesordie]

Whoa, whoa, back up a second, Macho. Sticky fingers? I don't know what you're talking about. Nope. I think you got the wrong guy. [What guilty conscience?]

XD

[datswhatshesaid]

Come on, don't be shy. We're all robbers here, so there's no need to worry. No one's going to judge you, or think anything bad. Right now we're all criminals.

[grab_my_bells]

Well, it looks like you're making good on that 'tough' image you wanted. Your reputation just keeps growing.

[datswhatshesaid]

Hey, Bell! Ring ring ring!

Tell me you're a robber, man. I gotta know!