Lucky Number 2

[datswhatshesaid]

Yo! I'm da prison boss! What did I do? I'm a robber, and... I steal stuff. Lots of stuff. And I kidnapped some people, and... Got lots of money for it. Cause that's what I do. And nobody never found out, neither

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brb loling forever

[seeya_next_life]

Better watch out, T-Bone, or Chuckles the Cop will come get you.

XD omg that icon

[datswhatshesaid]

Prison Boss don't need no cops around. Prison Boss eats cops for breakfast. And I've never been caught by them neither.

yeah Lea's not too happy right now. XD;;

[seeya_next_life]

For breakfast, huh? Well, I'm pretty sure I look like nightmare fuel right now, so let's see how well Prison Boss does when the happy clown cop tracks him down...

XDD

[datswhatshesaid]

Prison Boss ain't got no time for clowns, he's only got time for stealing things. Maybe I'll beat someone up, maybe I'll just shove them. Only time will tell.

[redhead_rabbit]

What're ya goin' on about?

[datswhatshesaid]

I'm talkn about stealing stuff. Lots of stuff. And... beating people up. With my bare hands, too.

[redhead_rabbit]

... right. and just how're ya plannin' to accomplish all of that and not get caught?

[datswhatshesaid]

Because no one's ever gonna know about it.

[trustsyou]

[Ffffss momentary hesitation but MUST MAKE A STAND AGAINST BAD THINGS...!] Ah, but I don't think it's such a good idea to become a thief.

[datswhatshesaid]

That's cuz you're lame! All us cool people are robbers. That's why they call me Prison Boss. I like going out and stealing stuff.

[trustsyou]

But [pause because ffff what is this] I don't think anyone would take kindly to having something stolen from them.

[datswhatshesaid]

That's why you gotta lock up your things! You gotta... Make sure you lock all your doors, and leave nothing laying out. Otherwise me and my buddies will take your stuff.