Dilbert hell

[dathon]

I work in an office.  Statements like “I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy” have actually come out of my mouth.  Sure it’s a cliché, but I never expected to find myself here.

I sit in a cube in a basement.

One of the toilets in the closest bathroom overflows twice a week, probably because they were engineered

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Not the WENUS!!

[badtyler]

You poor thing; luckily, I just happen to have a matching icon.

I used to work in an office that sounds a great deal like yours.

One fine morning, I came in to find all the women standing on desks and chairs, screaming.

Why? Seems that a mouse decided to die on the floor near the coffeemaker.

Ten big women, one dead mouse and who was the only one who'd put on disposable gloves and take him out to the trash? Me.

Bunch of wussies. I feel for you, babe.
Come to NY and I'll make you some toast and fried green tomatoes! *g*

Re: Not the WENUS!!

[dathon]

I'll make you some toast and fried green tomatoes

How sweet, thanks. That will be my happy place for the day.

Did they turn out well, btw?

Re: Not the WENUS!!

[badtyler]

I'm going to make them tonight at someone else's house. *g*

I don't want to mess up my kitchen, now that it's all clean. I want to keep it that way for another week or so...