I got this email from a colleague today:

The two of you are in the rears on Person’s eval.  I need you to send it to Other Person before you leave on Friday.

Thanks for your help,

There is more to my life than complaining about work and the eating/digestion noises of my horrible coworkers, I swear ( Read more... )

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I work in an office.  Statements like “I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy” have actually come out of my mouth.  Sure it’s a cliché, but I never expected to find myself here.

I sit in a cube in a basement.

One of the toilets in the closest bathroom overflows twice a week, probably because they were engineered ( Read more... )

Petite pregnant women beware! (this doesn't mean you, Mariska)

On my way back from getting a glass of water, I was looking at my feet to admire my fantastic new Keen sneakers (they remind me of Buster Brown's) and I totally collided with a sweet, tiny pregnant woman.  I'm sure I have 10 inches and 30 lbs on her, even if she was soaking wet after ( Read more... )