1st trick

[gobbammit]

[Sometimes incredibly buff men show up in Coruscant and destroy a droid while standing around letting women admire his abs

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[likedillinger]

Pretty sure Western Union doesn't deliver out here.

[gobbammit]

[...but then...]

What about Dominoes?

[likedillinger]

Been here a year and still no sign of pizza, period.

[gobbammit]

...that's horrible.