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[only_mostlydead]

[Shepard still looks disheveled for the most part, her hair a mess. She runs her fingers through it, more out of irritation than a need to straighten it.]

What the hell is the problem with all of you? [Yeah. She saw those entries, and it's clear from the state of her bedroom that people have been camping out around here. Seriously, you assholes.]

And

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[iamomega]

Welcome back, Commander. Did you have a nice rest?

A word of advice -you might want to train your crew to be a bit more.. self-reliant.

[There's a small smirk there, to go with the last comment.]

[only_mostlydead]

It was enlightening.

[Screw you, Aria.] Thanks for the advice. And how have you been holding up?

[iamomega]

How so?

[Hey, just observing here~]

I make do. Though I must admit, being the only Asari in existence is a short-lived amusement.

[only_mostlydead]

Just can't help but be amused by the galaxy, of course.

[Keep them to yourself. Gawd.]

How are you finding the local alien life around here?

[hardheading]

[silence]

Good to see you back, Shepard. [Dealing with PTSD over losing her, this guy? No way]

Private;

[only_mostlydead]

Kaidan, I need you. [All pretense of being cool and collected is completely dropped.]

Private;

[hardheading]

[He looks completely taken aback for like a second before his expression settles, and he nods. No questions asked]

Where are you?

Private;

[only_mostlydead]

Not here. We need to meet somewhere else.

[She uploads the coordinates to a cantina nearby.] Meet you in a half hour?

[choseherownway]

--Oh, thank god. I was half worried I'd have to face down half your crew demanding why my hypothesis was wrong, if you didn't wake up. [Yeah that is totally what she was afraid of]

[only_mostlydead]

Death couldn't even keep me down. I don't understand the big uproar in needing to recharge my batteries for a week. [She smiles at Lily.] Thanks for attempting to calm them down.

[choseherownway]

[She shrugs, and if her smile holds a note of relief, she's not going to mention it] If I can help your crew, I will. If nothing else, I could understand where they were coming from.

[only_mostlydead]

Hard to believe a bunch of mercenaries can turn into such a blubbering mess, right? [But it's clear she doesn't mean that with anything but affection.]

[failedhorribly]

A swoop bike? Maker, if you're getting one, I want one. We can race!

[only_mostlydead]

We can pick them out in matching colors. [Dryly.]

A race sounds fun.

[failedhorribly]

Oh, oh, can I have blue to match my eyes? Anders says they look like lightning.

[only_mostlydead]

Lightning.

[dontingest]

Ah. Good to see you're awake. Not a mortician. Prefer not do autopsies.

[only_mostlydead]

[A very, very long silence.]

Were you going to cut me open, Mordin?

[dontingest]

Not unless life signs ceased completely. Don't perform autopsies on living people. Even if comatose. Not a butcher either.

Was possibly making a joke. Disappointed to not be your favorite. Hurt feelings making themselves known in humorous form.

[only_mostlydead]

[Wait. You guys.]

I'll let you in on a secret, Mordin. [She lowers her voice to a whisper.] You're all my favorites. You're my favorite doctor. I give you permission to cut me open if I ever end up dead, okay?