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[only_mostlydead]

[Shepard still looks disheveled for the most part, her hair a mess. She runs her fingers through it, more out of irritation than a need to straighten it.]

What the hell is the problem with all of you? [Yeah. She saw those entries, and it's clear from the state of her bedroom that people have been camping out around here. Seriously, you assholes.]

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[dontingest]

Ah. Good to see you're awake. Not a mortician. Prefer not do autopsies.

[only_mostlydead]

[A very, very long silence.]

Were you going to cut me open, Mordin?

[dontingest]

Not unless life signs ceased completely. Don't perform autopsies on living people. Even if comatose. Not a butcher either.

Was possibly making a joke. Disappointed to not be your favorite. Hurt feelings making themselves known in humorous form.

[only_mostlydead]

[Wait. You guys.]

I'll let you in on a secret, Mordin. [She lowers her voice to a whisper.] You're all my favorites. You're my favorite doctor. I give you permission to cut me open if I ever end up dead, okay?

[dontingest]

Will need that in writing. Possibly a certificate. Need proof later on if favorite status comes into doubt.

Won't be necessary. You'll outlive me. Human lifespan longer. Also, Garrus likely wouldn't allow it.

[only_mostlydead]

We'll go get you a trophy made. [She laughs.]

The way I'm going? I doubt it, Mordin. Pretty sure the Council expects me to kick the bucket again soon. [She waves that last bit off.] I'll be dead, and it's for science. Garrus will get over it.

[dontingest]

Will cherish it. Possibly keep candy in it. Good conversation piece. [sniff] Will need visitors. Should invite over other doctors. Brag.

Council doesn't know what they're talking about. You're unkillable. ...Now. In theory. Probably killable. Speaking metaphorically.

[only_mostlydead]

I almost feel bad for those other doctors, but hey. Their fault for not being Shepard's favorite doctor.

Does the Council ever really know what they're talking about? They're not the sharpest tools hanging around. Except for Anderson. [:|]

[dontingest]

Feel like I should defend Salarian Council member. Racial pride. Dignity. Patriotism. [sniff] Can't bring myself to care. Salarians can be as blind as rest of them. Can't tell Reaper threat from hole in the ground, or either from cloaca.

Also, not sure what swoop bikes are. Sound dangerous. Heard stories of your driving. Will keep steady supply of bandages on hand.

[only_mostlydead]

[Another laugh.] That's... a pretty accurate picture of how they deal with this shit. At least they don't try to call the hole in the ground a geth attack.

My driving is fine. I don't understand why everyone is making a big deal of it.

[dontingest]

Geth likely attacking with sticks, would explain placement of sticks up their cloacas.

Chakwas mentioned quite a few bruises, vertigo, whiplash from Mako driving. Assumed was your doing. May have assumed wrong.

[only_mostlydead]

[A really loud snort.] Stop, Mordin. I might choke.

[8|||] You all really just need to stop sharing information about me.

[popaheatsink]

And how are you going to break the news to Doctor Chakwas?

[only_mostlydead]

I'll figure that out when she gets here, Garrus.