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[only_mostlydead]

[Shepard still looks disheveled for the most part, her hair a mess. She runs her fingers through it, more out of irritation than a need to straighten it.]

What the hell is the problem with all of you? [Yeah. She saw those entries, and it's clear from the state of her bedroom that people have been camping out around here. Seriously, you assholes.]

And

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[hasashotgun]

Shepard! [Oh goodness can you hear her relief, can you?]

[only_mostlydead]

Tali! [There's audible relief in her voice, too. Fuck canon updates.] Please tell me you weren't camped at my bedside.

[hasashotgun]

It's good to see you up again. [Like...really good.] ...not exactly? [More like taking care of your turian!bf by keeping him company.]

[only_mostlydead]

[And there's a flurry of action on this end as Shepard pulls on a new shirt. Yeah, swoop bike buying. (gym)]

That doesn't sound convincing.

[go_in_peace]

Welcome back, Shepard.

[ :| he has. nothing to say about driving. but the subtle raising of his brow might give his feelings on that away.]

[only_mostlydead]

[No, Thane. You have to be on her side.]

Good to be back. Only missed a week, huh?

[go_in_peace]

[But 8( Shepard you are a little. not. good at driving....]

Yes, you lapsed into a coma and became unresponsive for the time. We were uncertain as to what the cause was. [Worried 8( ] Do you require anything?

[only_mostlydead]

[Didn't you hear her, Thane? She's the very best at driving.]

Looked like my parts just needed to recharge after the last couple of months. [That's. A cyborg joke, okay.] No, I'm good. [Pulling on pants, don't mind her, Thane.]

[hellodeadpeople]

For the record, I went no where near your bedside, even through your dumbass Turian's sad attempts at convincing me to. But glad to see you're awak-- SON OF A FUCK.

[only_mostlydead]

Jack, you're my favorite. I owe you a drink. You can even take a spin on my new swoop bike.

[hellodeadpeople]

[ FUCK. YES. ]

Damn right I am. You owe me more than a goddamn drink. Did you see the shit I had to endure? And I didn't even start offing people seeing as you hadn't officially kicked it yet.

[only_mostlydead]

I owe you a bar. A whole damn bar. [She pinches the bridge of her nose.] You'd think I had died.

[ontheirknees]

Welcome back, Shepard. [ Oh yeah, she showed up in your absence. Hey there Shep.]

[only_mostlydead]

[Stare.

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare.]

EDI?

[ontheirknees]

Yes. Is there something I can help you with, Commander?

Private;

[only_mostlydead]

I need your help with Joker, actually.

[hasarocket]

Shepard. Good to have you awake again. Your crew was worried. [Kal was slightly worried, but he swears he didn't crowd your bedroom.]

[only_mostlydead]

[Kal, you're also her favorite. You're not even on this crew. Yet. But you're her favorite.] Worried is a bit of an understatement. Tell me handled yourself with dignity over this mess, and you'll get a spot on the Normandy.

[hasarocket]

If keeping calm knowing you'll make it out all right means "dignity" in your book then you've got quite a prospect in that regard.

[only_mostlydead]

Welcome aboard the Normandy, Kal.