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HOPPIN THE BANDWAGON STYLISHLY LATE /ADJUSTS GLASSES

1. Give me a character, a pairing, fandom, or 'canon' (like a certain RP-verse). If all you want is originals, just say so too

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FIVE TYPES OF SEX POSITIONS NAGI WOULD LIKE TO DO WITH MELLO

UHHHH FIVE THINGS IGGY AND ITACHI CAN COOK TOGETHER

FIVE RANDOM THINGS KAZAMA AND ITACHI DO DAILY

FIVE DIFFRENT OUTFITS GENKAKU PUTS IN NAGI

FIVE DIFFRENT ~*THINGS*~ GENKAKU PUTS INTO NAGI

FIVE WAYS KAZAMA WOULD LIKE TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITH HIDAN

IN B4 HIDEOUS

IN B4 GET OUT

DO THIS SHIT BABY

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THESE ARE ALMOST ALL TERRIBLE OH GOD why would you ever akwejfnalwekf /slowly grinds through them

Five Things Iggy and Itachi Can Cook Together:
1. Breakfast. Eggs and bacon from Iggy, rice and vegetables from Itachi. And then throw it all on one table. Boom, full breakfast.

2. Some sort of pasta. Iggy could probably cook the actual pasta to perfection with his sense of smell/taste, while Itachi can whip up some sort of exotic sauce using tarako and such. Fusion Asian/Western cuisine.

3. Some sort of fish-and-vegetables mix. Maybe grilled, and then spiced up with some sort of weird variation of a soy-sauce tare?

4. Probably just mostly Western-Asian fusion cooking in general, since Iggy probably doesn't really know much other than typical American cuisine, while Itachi no doubt is mostly knowledgeable about Japanese style food.

5. Oh, and they can do desert. Waffles with green-tea flavored crushed ice, or those little Japanese tea-cakes with cookies on the side. Yep.

Five Random Things Kazama and Itachi Do Daily:
1. Wake up.

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bawww Kazama and Itachi

and where the fuck is the rest huh

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I'M WORKING ON THEM SLOWLY i'd be doing them faster if they weren't so hideous okay

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Nagi and Genkaku: Five times Nagi did something lovey-dovey for him. ♥
Nagi and Nataku: Five lessons they've taught each other.
Kazama and Yosuke: Five times he wanted to backhand his kouhai.
Vargret: Five novels he would write.

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Five Times Nagi has Done Something Lovey-Dovey for Genkaku ♥ :
1. Murdered people. Just because Genkaku asked. And done so with some modicum of satisfaction, because it was Genkaku's command. (He'll be horrified by this once he returns to his normal self, of course, but well, then was then.)

2. Called in sick to work just because Genkaku hissed into his ear that he should leave the day empty, that Genkaku had some plans. He felt a little bit guilty afterwards, but that couldn't be helped.

3. Well. You know. Things. Like [ CENSORED ].

4. Cooked. Not exactly something lovey-dovey, but it's still something. It wasn't anything that impressive, and Genkaku doesn't exactly place eating at a high priority anyway, but hey, better than nothing

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CENSORED!? :C

Yosuke does it all out of love, you know, senpai.

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Only because Genkaku asked him to, okay. ): He'd never admit to [ CENSORED ].

And Yosuke, Yosuke Yosuke. Some day, you will be mature and realize what a little kid you've been all this time :'|

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and five diffrent things Namae does to a child on the side of the road

OHHH AND FIVE DIFFRENT THINGS NAMAE BUYS AT THE SHOPPING THING OH AND THEY have to be stuff like fruit and veggies. Vodka doesn't sound.

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Five Things Namae has Done to a Child on the Street:
1. Shoved it to the side because it was in the way.

2. Kicked it in the back of the knee because being a noisy little shit.

3. Trip it over just because he was in a bad move.

4. Elbow it away because it kept blocking the street, fuck, get out of my way you little fucker.

5. Idly wondered if that one was from Ghost's orphanage, maybe. And if yes, then maybe walk it home. Just to watch Ghost silently sulk about it, ha ha ha.

Five Different Things Namae Buys at the Supermarket:
1. Beef jerky. A lot of it. Convenient to eat and goes well with liquor, and doesn't ever go bad. Great in all aspects

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Five ways Shun eats a strawberry