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HOPPIN THE BANDWAGON STYLISHLY LATE /ADJUSTS GLASSES

1. Give me a character, a pairing, fandom, or 'canon' (like a certain RP-verse). If all you want is originals, just say so too

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FIVE TYPES OF SEX POSITIONS NAGI WOULD LIKE TO DO WITH MELLO

UHHHH FIVE THINGS IGGY AND ITACHI CAN COOK TOGETHER

FIVE RANDOM THINGS KAZAMA AND ITACHI DO DAILY

FIVE DIFFRENT OUTFITS GENKAKU PUTS IN NAGI

FIVE DIFFRENT ~*THINGS*~ GENKAKU PUTS INTO NAGI

FIVE WAYS KAZAMA WOULD LIKE TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITH HIDAN

IN B4 HIDEOUS

IN B4 GET OUT

DO THIS SHIT BABY

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THESE ARE ALMOST ALL TERRIBLE OH GOD why would you ever akwejfnalwekf /slowly grinds through them

Five Things Iggy and Itachi Can Cook Together:
1. Breakfast. Eggs and bacon from Iggy, rice and vegetables from Itachi. And then throw it all on one table. Boom, full breakfast.

2. Some sort of pasta. Iggy could probably cook the actual pasta to perfection with his sense of smell/taste, while Itachi can whip up some sort of exotic sauce using tarako and such. Fusion Asian/Western cuisine.

3. Some sort of fish-and-vegetables mix. Maybe grilled, and then spiced up with some sort of weird variation of a soy-sauce tare?

4. Probably just mostly Western-Asian fusion cooking in general, since Iggy probably doesn't really know much other than typical American cuisine, while Itachi no doubt is mostly knowledgeable about Japanese style food.

5. Oh, and they can do desert. Waffles with green-tea flavored crushed ice, or those little Japanese tea-cakes with cookies on the side. Yep.

Five Random Things Kazama and Itachi Do Daily:
1. Wake up.

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bawww Kazama and Itachi

and where the fuck is the rest huh

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I'M WORKING ON THEM SLOWLY i'd be doing them faster if they weren't so hideous okay

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEVER MIND THESE ARE TOO HORRID KEWJNFLWKEJnklfaef I CAN'T

GIMME SOME DIFFERENT ONES that are LESS HIDEOUS :||||

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No, do it now.

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I TRIED, I REALLY DID BUT I JUST

CAN'T

/SOBS INTO HANDS

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Miru, please

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/smashes face on keyboard

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YOU KNOW WJHAT, SINCE YOU DID THAT YEAH YOU GOTTA DO THEM

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Five Ways Kazama would Like to Get Down and Dirty with Hidan:
1. No.

2. No.

3. No.

4. No.

5. No.

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...I mean you know, basically put Hidan back in his place. Not sex, what the fuck you perv.

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OH COME ON YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT WAS NOT WHAT YOU MEANT

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WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF

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/still waits

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/WAAAAAITS