{Blog} Strategic Alfred Liberation Trials (SALT I)

Feb 28, 2011 23:47

I cannot believe that I actually agreed to this stupid social experiment. We've set up rules and boundaries, but... I am not a very decent actor. I may be able to smile in every and any occasion, but this may be too much for me.

[Locked from Alfred]
The Doctor I saw last week told me that the reason for the pain I've been feeling in my chest as of ( Read more... )

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amar_dulce_vin March 1 2011, 07:55:58 UTC
...Ваня, что происходит?

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das_vedanya March 1 2011, 18:32:45 UTC
Это был небольшой инцидент обморок две недели назад. Не о чем беспокоиться.

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amar_dulce_vin March 1 2011, 18:37:19 UTC
Do not lie to me.

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das_vedanya March 1 2011, 18:40:21 UTC
I am not lying Ионя. Do I not look fine to you?

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[screened] la_grand_vie March 1 2011, 08:27:17 UTC
Stupid thing? What has Alfred done this time?

On another note, I do hope I will not have to steal away your cigarettes and alcohol. An enlarged heart is not... You have me so-. Take care of yourself mon Russe.

Oh and... I think you have my credit card...?

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Re: [screened] das_vedanya March 1 2011, 15:00:05 UTC
I am certain that he will enlighten you on this matter later. It is not my place to do so.

There will be no need for you to, Francis~ I am perfectly capable of cutting back a bit, but the riddiculous man insisted that I cease completely.

Ah, da, I do. But do not worry; I only used it to pay for the meal. Oh, but I also used it to pay for my medication... Seeing as it was you who insisted I see him~

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Re: [screened] la_grand_vie March 1 2011, 18:27:51 UTC
If you say so mon ami, and I simple have some concern for your health so I do hope you will cut back as much as you need to. I do not need any fainting Russes on me, d'accord?

And- well. Bon. I suppose that's fine, I do have other cards and it actually took me a while I realize it was missing- To be honest I am surprised you have no used it to fix your heating. Why don't you do so?

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Re: [screened] das_vedanya March 1 2011, 18:38:38 UTC
You used to be so fond of people swooning and fainting at the sight of you. Has something changed since then?

I will get around to fixing the house's heating. I think the heater has broken down... I do like my house rather warm... I like to keep the temperature around 26 degrees Celsius.* I will have to take a look at the heater when I get the time, but I am not going to take advantage of your money, Francis. I am perfectly capable of paying for it myself.

((*around 79 degrees Fahrenheit. Russians are noted for keeping their houses at high temperatures that foreigners often find unbearable.))

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[Screened to Ivan] salylimon March 1 2011, 08:39:27 UTC
...Ivan, what's going on? What's this about Alfred? And what do you mean by doctor and enlarged heart-? If you're not supposed to be drinking or smoking, then don't!

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Re: [Screened to Ivan] das_vedanya March 1 2011, 15:02:36 UTC
I know what my limits are. That doctor has no excuse for reuesting something so riddiculous. The whole affair is only temporary, after all. And if it weren't, I would continue drinking nonetheless.

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salylimon March 1 2011, 19:58:59 UTC
No seas un idiota, Ivan.

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[Action] man_nav_naudas March 1 2011, 13:10:32 UTC
Any and all items required for smoking- ie, cigarettes and/or lighters, respectfully- that have been stored at the practice have quite suddenly and rather mysteriously vanished.

The Latvian squinting at his novel between patients is entirely innocent.

Probably.

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ooc: You're dead to me 8| das_vedanya March 1 2011, 15:03:52 UTC
Ooc man_nav_naudas March 1 2011, 20:41:05 UTC
It's for your own good. BI

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