TWC: Chapter 7 - High Crimes and Misdemeanors

[das_mervin]

Title: The Wedding Crashers (7/12)
Author: Das Mervin and Mrs. Hyde
Betas: gehayi and kermit_thefrog
Fandom: Twilight/Supernatural
Rating: R for language, themes, violence, and sexual innuendo
Word Count: 8,285
Summary: After two years on her own, and two more as a hunter with Sam and Dean Winchester, Leah thought she’d escaped her old life at La Push. But when she’s

Comments

[a_lovesuicide]

I loved how Cas was so entranced by the bee. Which, to be honest, I hate bees, but I'd rather watch a bee than that other shit. D:

I feel so bad for Claire. She has creepy pedo-uncle following her around EVERYWHERE and it's obvious she just wants him to leave her along and UGH WHY WON'T SOMEBODY TAKE A SHOVEL TO HIS FACE ALREADY?

[pastiche_cain]

I WILL! *WHAMS WARDO WITH SHOVEL* I'm pretty sure one of the Winchesters or Leah could do much better, though *evil grin*.

[pastiche_cain]

Damn, I didn't read your comment properly. I meant Quil, the creepy bastard. I'm in rage over Carlisle and Bella and Wardo and Renesmee and this stupid, stupid wedding designed for everybody to just fap over how damn much they love Nessie. Little brat.

[das_mervin]

I'm surprised with how well Cas's bee is going over. I'm glad everyone likes it. :D

No one has taken a shovel to Quil's face because he's got all the wolves and vampires supporting him. I mean, his feelings for Claire are good and natural! It's all fine. *disgust*

Thanks for reading!

[pigeon_chaser]

/breaks out of lurkerdom

I have followed this with rapt attention ever since the first chapter went up. I am loving this. I love you both madly for giving us this.

I promise you a more coherent comment next chapter! XD;; I was about to go to bed then SUDDENLY NEW CHAPTER and you know what happens next. :D &hearts

[das_mervin]

Hello, lurker! I'm very flattered and honored you broke out of it to comment on this story. Thank you!

I'm very happy you like what you're reading, and I hope you continue to like it. We're ramping up the action now, things are about to get ugly. :D

[hcb_chibi]

*points at whispers* She's my siiiiister~~~~ *brings all the lurkers to the yard?*

[das_mervin]

Goodness, you do! *grin*

[m_g_evans]

...Dude, I've never been to a wedding, but I don't think that weddings are normally THAT long and have so much pointlessness. Bleh, the Cullens are so freakin' flashy.

Castiel is SUCH a damn lucky bastard, being able to just tune things out by paying attention to a bee.

P.S., love the signatures for the guestboook. :D

[das_mervin]

Oh, they're not. But whatever Renesmee wants, Renesmee gets, and Bella and Edward never miss a chance to show off. They are constantly using their daughter as a way to showcase themselves. It's revolting.

Who knows what else he stared at while Dean was writhing in his seat. Angels do like nature, after all.

Thanks! That was just for fun, us being goofy. We found an Enochian font, so we had to do it. And I almost forgot Dean's ink splatters, but fortunately remembered and added them in Photoshop.

[sandystrife]

Yay, new chapter! I was waiting to read this before I went to bed.

I'm glad we get to be in Dean's head now! The first paragraph was an awesome way to start this chapter. And I'm so jealous of Claire...I wanna play tic-tac-toe on the back of Dean's hand. I'm wondering whether I'd actually be willing to sit through that horrible wedding if I had a chance to spend the entire time next to Dean...hmmmm.....

[das_mervin]

Aw, thanks! But during the week we had a mid-morning posting schedule, rather than late at night, so don't lose your beauty sleep waiting for us tonight. :)

I thought you might be. ;) Hee--that opening came to me in a vision, and Hyde nearly wet herself when I suggested it, so there it is.

You know, I think it would be worth sitting through that...but I have to say, if I was gonna, I'd much rather be where Leah is: right in between the brothers. *rawr*

Thanks for reading! More Dean to come!

[pastiche_cain]

That wedding... That white, white wedding with their white, white seats and their white, white tent, and the Goddamn duets and the sparkling and Quil and Jacob and fucking Bella and Wardo and Renesmee and those stupid, STUPID vampires and werewolves it's just, it's

[gehayi]

Meyer is screwed up SO MUCH if she thinks an adult in love and obsessed with a kid is The Most Purest, True Love of All-OH, wait a second, The Most Pure and True Love next to Bella and Wardo, of course.She really DOES think that. And Bella and Wardo? No exception. Look at the couples that Meyer praises

[pastiche_cain]

{Honestly, Meyer is doing everything in these books but sing "Thank Heaven for Little Girls."}

It makes sense, though, considering she thinks twelve-year-olds girls are the BeStEsT Reederzz Evah!1!!1

[pastiche_cain]

I've been lurking here awhile and just decided to comment on something: Alice is 4'9"? I'm 4'9" (and a half)! She's doing it wrong! The trick to being short (besides wearing high heels) is to dress like an adult! And to ACT like an adult, dammit! I've had to deal with people thinking that I'm several years younger than my actual age, even though I act like I'm about 18, and am very serious most of the time (excepting the times that I'm around my friends), and even then people have thought that I'm 12-13 years old (I'm turning 16 in May). And...and... I give up. Alice is a pixie twat who can't act her age. I'm done.