Comments | darwinpolice: This is the funniest thing that will ever happen to me.

darwinpolice

This is the funniest thing that will ever happen to me.

Jan 10, 2007 10:21

Yesterday, on my way to lunch, I held the door for an old lady who was on her way from my building to her car. The box that she was carrying seemed to be a bit heavy for her, so I offered to carry it for her to her car, which ended up being parked right next to mine. As I put the package in her back seat (SHUT UP), she said, "You're such a nice ( Read more... )

laugh motherfuckers, omfg real life post

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aurorax999 January 10 2007, 15:47:40 UTC

darwinpolice January 10 2007, 22:51:03 UTC

Because you're a huge closet Bubba Sparxxx fan, right?

P.S. I'm very proud of myself for having had to Google that song to find out who did it. :)

P.P.S. What the everloving fuck kind of stage name is Bubba Sparxxx? Jesus shit.

dystempted January 10 2007, 16:49:49 UTC

I always knew it: you're a sweetheart afterall.

darwinpolice January 10 2007, 16:51:29 UTC

A booty booty booty booty-rockin' sweetheart, no less!

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darwinpolice January 10 2007, 22:51:55 UTC

Hey, you used my favorite word of the day (parse)! Awesome. :)

keshu January 10 2007, 19:02:15 UTC

This entire post almost actually made me piss myself.

That's no mean feat, Erik.

Props to you for helping her though.

splendorbug January 10 2007, 20:54:33 UTC

*howls*

and you should stop doing nice things like that
might give people the impression that you're a decent human being
which I knew all along, but still, you have an appearance to keep up.

darwinpolice January 10 2007, 22:52:30 UTC

Baby, if you had really thought that I'm a decent person, you wouldn't have gotten all those restraining orders against me. ;)