speaking of human lives, what's a few thousand. we are like cockroaches, kill a few thousand and there are 6 billion more to go around. personally, i saw about 100,000 drunken idiots this weekend alone that had nothing better to do than dress up in silly colors and scream at a silly game. i am sure no one will miss those 100,000 or so if they ( Read more... )

speaking of new orleans, i was there recently (yes before the hurricane), and what a fucking stinking putrid fly infested hell hole. the flooding can only improve the smell of that place. rotting corpses, trash, and chemicals? what the fuck did you think the place smelled like before? maybe the flood water will clean the place and carry some of ( Read more... )

stupid fucking indian call takers!!!!!! of all the places, why the fuck must we subcontract out all the fucking support work to fucking indians? why? can i call any business with a question and not have the fucking phone be answered by a fucking indian! for once?! am i really so stupid that i can't hear the hum in the background indicating an ( Read more... )

656,050 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 61% of the current population -

656,050. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're not at the top of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers ( Read more... )

i am not particularly any more anti this country than any other human institutions. what can i say, i am naturally misanthropic and distrustful of all humans. what i find remarkable is the naivete and the gullibility of americans vs. other populations. maybe it's because i grew up in an environment of cynical intellectuals, maybe i was out of ( Read more... )

i was reading an article on the electability of hillary clinton. the point of the article is pretty much clinton is strong in many areas and is electable with one exception: her likability factor. her image is like the last two democratic candidates, elitist and aloof. but my question is why are elitist and aloof such faults? personally, i ( Read more... )

"i never vote. it only encourages them ( Read more... )

Satan's Lil' Helper
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 82%...

Whoa. You're not just an atheist... you're an evil atheist! Satan's Lil' Helper sees atheism as a good excuse for covering up a whole array of misdemeanours and crimes, because after all, there's no divine punishment awaiting them when they meet their doom. ( Read more... )

four failed bombings in london. really? four? am i suppose to believe that the terrorists are so incompetent they can't even trigger a bomb? and all four in one day? what are the odds on that. so somehow all four went off last week, but this week, no one can even push a button ( Read more... )

--who the fuck are you?

--i am the god-like figure in your life for the next fifteen minutes or so.

--i am gonna kick your ass!

--knock it off

--i am gonna kick your ass, too, hit ya with a fist so fast you won't see it coming...

--muthafucka say what!

and the ass kicking ensues.